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Things that baffle you Page 11
Skype ticks... they're everywhere.
How did fried bread became taboo, while croutons became really trendy?
Quote: Nogget @ November 23 2010, 6:04 AM GMTHow did fried bread became taboo, while croutons became really trendy?
How did golliwogs become taboo?
Jam doesn't taste the same without them. 
So you're saying fried bread is racist?
Quote: Nogget @ November 23 2010, 8:25 AM GMTSo you're saying fried bread is racist?
Bread cannot be racist.
People, horses and greyhounds can.
But not bread.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 23 2010, 8:34 AM GMTBread cannot be racist.
Yet my Hovis 'best of both' has been renamed 'mixed race'.
Why do several comedians make jokes about crying after sex? I've never known this phenomenon happen to anyone.
True
Quote: Nogget @ February 27 2012, 9:00 AM GMTWhy do several comedians make jokes about crying after sex? I've never known this phenomenon happen to anyone.
Who has ever done that? Maybe it's painful - or they're not doing it right.
I am confused by the Boots advertising campaign featuring that 'Here come the girls' song.
On the one hand, it's trying to show that women are independent and empowered because they can go shopping in the chemists and on the other, it makes money by convincing all women that they are old, ugly and stink.
'Here come the girls - to spend £60 on a jar of moisturiser that's exactly the same as a £3 bottle of the stuff'
Makes about as much sense as every other advert, in other words.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 8 2010, 12:30 PM GMTBabestation. Is it purely for people who don't have the internet? Maybe it's only there to satisfy loners between service providers.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 27 2012, 5:37 PM GMTit makes money by convincing all women that they are old, ugly and stink.
Obviously aimed at the ones in my target demographic then . . .
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 27 2012, 5:37 PM GMTI am confused by the Boots advertising campaign featuring that 'Here come the girls' song.
On the one hand, it's trying to show that women are independent and empowered because they can go shopping in the chemists and on the other, it makes money by convincing all women that they are old, ugly and stink.
'Here come the girls - to spend £60 on a jar of moisturiser that's exactly the same as a £3 bottle of the stuff'
I think "here comes the girls" is actually a warning.
Like stampede or monkey rapist!