KEITH CHEGWIN PHONE HACKING
CHEGGERS
I'd like to make a complaint.
PRESS COMPLAINTS COMMISSIONER.
What is the problem Mr Chegwin.
CHEGGERS
It's all this phone hacking. It's a national discrace.
PCC
Are you claiming that your phone has been hacked?
CHEGGERS
No - that's the problem. My phone HASN'T been hacked.
PCC
Isn't that a good thing? Do you want everyone knowing your secrets?
CHEGGERS
Of course I do. I'm a celebrity.
PCC
Really.
CHEGGERS
Yes - and my fans want to know about all my current activities.
PCC
Both of them? Can't you just ring them?
CHEGGERS
And in any case. All those celebs who have successfully sued.
PCC
I'm sorry - your point is?
CHEGGERS
None of them need the money more than I do.
