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But I do believe they have the personalities of a Hengist and Ossian, so I was right.

Quote: DaButt @ February 23 2012, 11:53 PM GMT

At least they listened to reason and dropped "Beckham" as a middle name.

:O

Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:52 PM GMT

Snowy is an innocent woofwoof. He can't be. :O

Snowy, Whitey, Chalky, Casper, Vanilla Face - all racist.

Which I hadn't mentioned Casper now, some fookwit is bound to name their new screaming milk thief that.

Quote: DaButt @ February 23 2012, 11:53 PM GMT

At least they listened to reason and dropped "Beckham" as a middle name.

Omigod! I do believe you should shoot them for even thinking this.

I used to name my potplants. They were usually called Cedric.

Not a great name choice for a human, but pretty good for a cactus.

Quote: keewik @ February 23 2012, 11:53 PM GMT

But I do believe they have the personalities of a Hengist and Ossian, so I was right.

Why do I always imagine this in mind whenever I read keewik's posts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaJPOVGlEPs

Quote: keewik @ February 23 2012, 11:55 PM GMT

Omigod! I do believe you should shoot them for even thinking this.

It had nothing to do with that Beckham but I warned them that people would think he was his namesake. Mr. Posh isn't all that big of a celeb over here.

Quote: Rooface @ February 23 2012, 11:34 PM GMT

An-tig-gon-ne

I still don't get it. Eh?

Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:56 PM GMT

I used to name my potplants. They were usually called Cedric.

Not a great name choice for a human, but pretty good for a cactus.

Cedric the Cactus is perfectly acceptable.

My friend and I used to call each other Mildred and Maud.
Good times.

Quote: Lee @ February 23 2012, 11:58 PM GMT

I still don't get it. Eh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigone

Quote: Lee @ February 23 2012, 11:58 PM GMT

I still don't get it. Eh?

Antigone was the daughter of Oedipus and Jocasta - Unfortunately Jocasta was both Antigone's Mum and Grandma - yep, just like in Devon.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:57 PM GMT

Why do I always imagine this in mind whenever I read keewik's posts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaJPOVGlEPs

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud I've a vague memory of this programme. brilliant! Don't think I can live up to it, though.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 24 2012, 12:00 AM GMT

Antigone was the daughter of Oedipus and Jocasta - Unfortunately Jocasta was both Antigone's Mum and Grandma - yep, just like in Devon.

SHUT IT!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:57 PM GMT

Why do I always imagine this in mind whenever I read keewik's posts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaJPOVGlEPs

I am reminded of this whenever I see Absolutely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWlJFJoXCc

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:05 PM GMT

Someone named Barnaby is never going to make it to the top of the tree, they'll be lucky if they end up as a balding geography teacher with an ugly wife and a kitchen that smells like hippy crap.

Nothing wrong with the name Barney. Names don't mean shit and tend not to shape our lives. Really ridiculous names, such as Zowie, can be changed. Again, you really need to travel beyond the Western world. Also, teaching geography is a very noble profession. It seems not to exist in rural Chinese schools, where students cannot point to Africa, Europe, Australia, the USA or even their hometown on a world map. And another thing, in China, Britney Spears is called Bu-la-ni.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:59 PM GMT

Cedric the Cactus is perfectly acceptable.

The boss of an organisation I worked for was called

Cedric Fredrick

He was a massive twat

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