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Things that piss you off Page 879

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:24 PM GMT

Antigone

What is that?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:31 PM GMT

This from the woman who's name comes from some rocks - Ruby, Amber, Beryl...um, Cheryl Cole.

Rubies are precious stones that adorn gold and silver and the giving of them makes many women happy and many men who get a blowjob in return happy too.

Quote: Lee @ February 23 2012, 11:33 PM GMT

What is that?

An-tig-gon-ne

Quote: Rooface @ February 23 2012, 11:34 PM GMT

Rubies are precious stones that adorn gold and silver and the giving of them makes many women happy and many men who get a blowjob in return happy too.

They're also found in caves. ;)

Quote: Rooface @ February 23 2012, 11:34 PM GMT

An-ti-go-ne

Wrong! It's ann-tig-o-nee.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:35 PM GMT

They're also found in caves. ;)

Wrong! It's ann-tig-o-nee.

Whatever it is, Noah is better.

Quote: Lee @ February 23 2012, 11:32 PM GMT

Ching Chong Chinaman!

Ruvvery! Laughing out loud

Aw, it's like Jim Davidson is in the room...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 10:53 PM GMT

Names have power and will shape a childs entire identity and life choices - get it right you thick ass morons.

My grandson's name is Phoenix. I told the parents that they were trying too hard.

When I used to work in arts admin, we had a massive file of complaints against the Davidson from venues, staff, and the public on his general rudeness. He was a nasty piece of work to everyone.

Quote: Rooface @ February 23 2012, 11:45 PM GMT

When I used to work in arts admin, we had a massive file of complaints against the Davidson from venues, staff, and the public on his general rudeness. He was a nasty piece of work to everyone.

Eep!

I wanted to call our sons Hengist and Ossian but Mr. K wouldn't agree. *weeps*

Quote: DaButt @ February 23 2012, 11:44 PM GMT

My grandson's name is Phoenix. I told the parents that they were trying too hard.

Whenever I hear the name Phoenix, I immediately think of dead actors and a town in Arizona. (oh and the mythical creature rising from the ashes - damn my classical education, I'm the Boris Johnson of the BCG!)

But as he's family, I won't have a bad word said about your grandson DaButt.

Ooh, if I had two I could call them Tintin and Snowy.
Sorted.

Quote: keewik @ February 23 2012, 11:47 PM GMT

I wanted to call our sons Hengist and Ossian but Mr. K wouldn't agree. *weeps*

Mr. K is a wise man. Thankfully you settled on the much more normal Tristan and Isolde.

Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:49 PM GMT

Ooh, if I had two I could call them Tintin and Snowy.
Sorted.

They're kids not cocker spaniels. Plus Snowy is racist.

Snowy is an innocent woofwoof. He can't be. :O

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:48 PM GMT

Whenever I hear the name Phoenix, I immediately think of dead actors and a town in Arizona.

At least they listened to reason and dropped "Beckham" as a middle name.

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