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Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:08 PM GMT

Uh oh!

Only joking, mine do have ordinary names though....nightmare picking names really, they carry your choice for the rest of their lives...unless of course they change it at 16 or something Smarmy

Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:08 PM GMT

What would you call your kids, Renegade?

I have their names already lined up, but I don't want to put them out in the public realm. There are a lot of unoriginal people out there, which is why you always get kids of the same age with the same bloody names.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:07 PM GMT

Then why name your kid Barnaby?

Men take an interest in names too you know, I know my kids dad did.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ February 23 2012, 11:10 PM GMT

Only joking, mine do have ordinary names though....nightmare picking names really, they carry your choice for the rest of their lives...unless of course they change it at 16 or something Smarmy

I've got an ordinary name too. I like it, but I wouldn't have minded a bit of an out there middle name. Then I could choose which way to go.

Oy James is a nice name!

Don't start just chucking out names Willy Nilly Zoo & Rooo.
You'll only start trouble & Zoooo will have to close the thread.

For the record I think that Willy is a better name than Nilly.

Most of my life I have been surrounded by people called Chris, Dave, Gemma, or Emma so I welcome a nice name like Noah.

Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:10 PM GMT

Barnaby sounds like quite an upper class name to me. Not hippy at all. You're all sorts of wrong. FACT.
*nods sagely*

If you are born posh, you can get away will all sorts of crap names - Jonty being the worst. But if you're lower middle class - teaching, ugly wife, smelly kitchen are your fate.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 23 2012, 11:12 PM GMT

Oy James is a nice name!

Don't start just chucking out names Willy Nilly Zoo & Rooo.
You'll only start trouble & Zoooo will have to close the thread.

For the record I think that Willy is a better name than Nilly.

You want some? Pirate

Quote: Rooface @ February 23 2012, 11:12 PM GMT

Most of my life I have been surrounded by people called Chris, Dave, Gemma, or Emma so I welcome a nice name like Noah.

Better than Moses!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 11:13 PM GMT

If you are born posh, you can get away will all sorts of crap names - Jonty being the worst.

I LOVE posh names. They are hilarious. Chauncey! Ace.

Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:13 PM GMT

Better than Moses!

Paltrow again.

I've just decided to call my kid Dinosaur Jones.
It'll give her backbone.

Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:14 PM GMT

I LOVE posh names. They are hilarious. Chauncey! Ace.

America has some of the worst kid's names - Trey, Chad, Josh, Jordan, etc. and the worst are girls named after cars - Mercedes, Porsche, etc.

Anyone Know a Dominic?

Is that really a name?
Now I've written it down I keep thinking I've made it up.

Should it have a K?

Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 11:16 PM GMT

I've just decided to call my kid Dinosaur Jones.
It'll give her backbone.

Dinosaur Jones is aces! Never mind the backbone, it'll give your kid their own show on CBeebies!

Awesome!

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