She's a banana!
What are you Zooo?
The really, really nice wimmins thread Page 15
I think I'm a pear. Big fat arse.
Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 1:50 PM GMTI think I'm a pear. Big fat arse.
Well she only asked. No need to get personal!
I'm hourglass. I can be used to time eggs.
Quote: Marc P @ February 23 2012, 1:55 PM GMTWell she only asked. No need to get personal!
Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 1:49 PM GMTIs that first woman a crisp?
Body shapes unlisted in womens magazines.....
1) The wotsit.
Quote: Rooface @ February 23 2012, 2:08 PM GMTI'm hourglass. I can be used to time eggs.
Do you do a handstand or just count efficiently?
All I can say is that the sand gets into some odd places.
Ooh, I'm a banana, I'm a pear, I'm an apple - you're all a bunch of cabbages as far as I'm concerned.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 2:22 PM GMTOoh, I'm a banana, I'm a pear, I'm an apple - you're all a bunch of cabbages as far as I'm concerned.
And you are a guinness.
Thick head, alcoholic, and an accquired taste. 
Quote: Rooface @ February 23 2012, 2:34 PM GMTAnd you are a guinness.
Thick head, alcoholic, and an accquired taste.
Racist!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 23 2012, 2:38 PM GMTYou are 100% right. Thank you, Roo. I have seen the light. I shall now be nicer to the BCG ladies. You are all amazing, clever, witty, charming and hot. Would anyone like a nice cup of tea and a scone? Later I shall rub your feet and tell you ladies why you are better than other women and then I will give you the remote and not the clap like last time.
Good.
Quote: Rooface @ February 23 2012, 2:44 PM GMTSorry RC, you are indeed correct, men are better then women. I mean, you don't see the Indians or the Chinese aborting their male babies do you? And they're like half the planet, so they must be right. Can I get you a sandwich?
Yes please, cheese and pickle.