Quote: zooo @ February 23 2012, 10:38 AM GMTDOUBLE your height? How could anyone have a ten foot around waist?
I predict mean pictures 
Assuming it's your waist measurement x2, is it definitely waist and not hips? I'm alright if it's waist, a marshland of unchecked diabetes if it's hips
It's all so blimmin' complicateddd.
As long as you can climb a flight of stairs without dying, you're probably okay.
Yay, I am excellent at climbing stairs. Especially if me fags and cake are awaiting
I once went out with a girl whose measurements were 36-24-30.
Her other leg was exactly the same.
I've come to the conclusion I am forever going to be a bit pudgy... as I cycle every day, run regularly and don't eat particularly badly yet stay a curvy size. It's rubbish.
I am an apple shape...
Remember it was the Apple that led Man into Original sin - and for a very good reason!! 
Quote: L.E. @ February 23 2012, 11:39 AM GMTI've come to the conclusion I am forever going to be a bit pudgy... as I cycle every day, run regularly and don't eat particularly badly yet stay a curvy size. It's rubbish.
I am an apple shape...
You are not pudgy or apple. You are a gorgeous hourglass. 
Defo apple - no waist on me!
I've seen you! You have a waist. You are lovely and if anyone says otherwise I with kick them in the tits.
I had you more down as a Banana, Ellie, not sure why
Defo an apple.
There are worse markings on a body!
They called him Dick by the way!
Brilliant.
Is that first woman a crisp?