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Well he actually said "ehhhhhh ooo iz seees Watsun?"

Brighton have been Liverpools best player.
3 own goals so far

That Harry bloke would be crap as England manager.

His team can't even beat a league one team.

Remember a while ago, there was talk about Rangers and Celtic joining the Prem.

Glad they didn't.

Quote: walt @ February 19 2012, 11:58 PM GMT

Remember a while ago, there was talk about Rangers and Celtic joining the Prem.

Glad they didn't.

Maybe if they amalgamated they might have something to offer.

That would be fun!

Quote: Chappers @ February 20 2012, 3:40 PM GMT

Maybe if they amalgamated they might have something to offer.

That would be fun!

I don't think most of the players would really have that much of a problem with that. The fans would be seething though.

I see Terry Connor has taken over as Wolves boss for the rest of the season.

If you look at the bottom of the coaching section on his Wikipedia page I think there is someone who is being a little cruel regarding his family background... :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Connor

EDIT: Too late! Someone removed it - it said Terry Connor was Emile Heskey's dad!

Some people's careers just don't make sense. Heskey has won the FA Cup and the League Cup four times plus a UEFA Cup. He's also won the European Super Cup and a Community Shield and lost in two further League Cup Finals. Essentially he's won six major honours in total.

He's also represented his country 62 times playing in two World Cups and a European Championship.

Now, let's look at his goals to games ratio...

Leicester: 1 in 4.28 games
Liverpool: 1 in 3.72 games
Birmingham: 1 in 4.86 games
Wigan: 1 in 5.87 games
Aston Villa: 1 in 7.07 games
England: 1 in 8.86 games

Even at Liverpool when the club were relatively successful his return was poor. How the heck has managed to pull off a career at the top level as long as he has?

I see Porto are doing a tit-for-tat complaint about their players being abused following Manchester City's racism accusations.

They are complaining that City supporters chanted that Hulk was not so incredible.

I can'tthink that they are seriously going to get anywhere with this.

In Wolverhampton Asda is right next door to Molineux.

An old woman was struggling across the car park carrying her shopping when someone shouted out of an office window in Molineux

'All right Love? Can you manage?'

To which she replied . .

'Shove your bloody job, I doe want it neither!'

Laughing out loud

;) Can we have a 'woman only' footy thread please? JOKING!..

Have to do my guess the scores thing, no idea, but just guessing seems to work ok! Tried pundits got nowhere on the'Sky Super 6' comp!.

Quote: dellas @ February 24 2012, 7:36 PM GMT

;) Can we have a 'woman only' footy thread please? JOKING!..

Have to do my guess the scores thing, no idea, but just guessing seems to work ok! Tried pundits got nowhere on the'Sky Super 6' comp!.

Just remember to place a '0' next to the Villa and you'll do alright.

Promise I won't mock Manchester United losing last night.

Promise I won't mock Manchester United losing last night.

Losing? I think you mean qualifying for the next round ;)

Quote: Jamey @ February 24 2012, 9:28 PM GMT

Losing? I think you mean qualifying for the next round ;)

They still lost at home - again - and had a shaky end. Squeaky bum time I bet. I#d love to have seen ferguson's face.

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