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I read the news today oh boy! Page 673

But what about the foxes? Eh? Eh? I sense discrimination here.

They're doing shifts looking pitiful in your garden :)

The main man hasn't appeared tonight. I suspect Ellie. Angry

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BBC weather forecast for bucketloads of c**t? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2AVqiSa9lg

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2103193/The-Wembley-aquariums-Thierry-rebuilds-6m-home-make-va-va-room-storey-5-000-gallon-tank-300-fish.html Wow.

It actually makes a nice change for a ridiculously rich footballer to use his money with some imagination, rather than just on prostitutes.

Cool.

Quote: zooo @ February 19 2012, 1:40 PM GMT

It actually makes a nice change for a ridiculously rich footballer to use his money with some imagination, rather than just on prostitutes.

Good place to hide the bodies though. Just saying.

A Swedish man has survived being trapped in his snow-covered car for two months without food../

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17088173

How would you get trapped in a car? If covered in snow, why didn't he try to dig his way out? Maybe the doors froze up...and the windows? And he couldn't break one?

The mind does boggle. Why didn't he run out of oxygen?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/20/heston-blumenthals-207000-test-tube-burger-is-first-beef-patty-created-in-a-lab_n_1288365.html

Heston Blumenthal is creating artificial burgers with a fellow mad Dutch scientist.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

This made me chuckle today:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/feb/19/richard-dawkins-disbelief-slave-trade-ancestor

Gosh, journalists can be incredibly stupid.

Quote: sootyj @ February 20 2012, 1:31 PM GMT

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/20/heston-blumenthals-207000-test-tube-burger-is-first-beef-patty-created-in-a-lab_n_1288365.html

Heston Blumenthal is creating artificial burgers with a fellow mad Dutch scientist.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Science Fiction got there first.. I think the significant story for this theme was called "Chicken Little".

Teary

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Hmm can't find it.
This is NOT the one I recall: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chicken-science-fiction-novella-ebook/dp/B0064EG7RQ

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Ah, here's a reference to and an extract of the one I meant. http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/content.asp?Bnum=1002

The idea is in Pohl and Kornbluth's 1952 novel The Space Merchants. As the years go by I increasingly think that this was the most depressingly prophetic work of fiction ever.

What are your opinions on this story: http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/five-year-old-boy-opts-to-become-a-girl.html

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