Please, I've put it all behind me DaButt.
The really, really awful geezers thread. Page 5
Quote: Shandonbelle @ February 18 2012, 11:44 PM GMT
That's nothing, I used to go out with a guy who peeded into an empty 2 litre coke bottle cos he couldn't be bothered to get up and go to the loo in the night.
What did he crap into? 
My ex flatmate went out with a very cheesy guy who had a remote for everything. She would be in bed and when he was ready, he would pick up his remote...
...click... The curtains would close....
...click... The lights would dim....
...click... Barry White would start playing....
She would have to cover her face when he did this because she would have to fight back the laughter.
haha!
did she go out with Howard Wolowitz?!
He was cheesy as feck. He was the childhood friend of our other flatmate. Came to stay and they hit it off. Was very into his tech. He had a projector for watching films and his car could be heard in Spain.
He could also wrap his foreskin around a beer can
Quote: Rooface @ February 19 2012, 12:44 PM GMTHe could also wrap his foreskin around a beer can
That's impressive 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ February 19 2012, 3:36 PM GMTThat's impressive
Very, considering it was a Watneys Party Seven
Must admit all well funny!
I can't really say my taste in men faired any better but I still wouldn't have been seen with a man who closes his curtains by remote.
A friend at college was asked out by a guy who then made her pay for the meal. Classy.
That depends, what do you mean by "made?"
I'm guessing gunpoint.
I think it was ether she paid or they did the washing up. From what I gather though he did feel like she should be paying for the honour to date him.
Quote: Rooface @ February 20 2012, 3:55 PM GMTA friend at college was asked out by a guy who then made her pay for the meal. Classy.
I honestly think this should be the blueprint for all future dating. If you're the one who has to work up the nerve to ask someone out and risk the rejection, then the other person should pay. It's seems perfectly fair to me.
Plus, if the woman is paying, there is no pressure on her to put out. To quote my good friend...um, me: 'If I'm blowing a wad on some chick, then I'm a blowing a wad on some chick.'
If the person you ask out refuses to pay for dinner (because they think they're the Queen of Everything and God forbid they should actually contribute to the date, the tight arsed, egomaniacal cows) then cancel the date and write them off as a 'dinner whore'.
Finally, if you ask a woman out, take her to a nice restaurant, buy her food and drink, pay her compliments and listen to what she has to say with feigned interest and she still says at the end of the night: 'Let's be friends' - then you should be allowed to kill her.
Phew, I think I'm finally getting the hang of these non-controversial, non-sexist discussions.
Renegade is this the defence you're preparing. For when you got caught hanging outside the Hackney McDonalds with a fillet of fish pinned to your pants, and a sign reading 'blow me for tartare sauce?'
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 20 2012, 9:55 PM GMTI honestly think this should be the blueprint for all future dating. If you're the one who has to work up the nerve to ask someone out and risk the rejection, then the other person should pay. It's seems perfectly fair to me.
Plus, if the woman is paying, there is no pressure on her to put out. To quote my good friend...um, me: 'If I'm blowing a wad on some chick, then I'm a blowing a wad on some chick.'
If the person you ask out refuses to pay for dinner (because they think they're the Queen of Everything and God forbid they should actually contribute to the date, the tight arsed, egomaniacal cows) then cancel the date and write them off as a 'dinner whore'.
Finally, if you ask a woman out, take her to a nice restaurant, buy her food and drink, pay her compliments and listen to what she has to say with feigned interest and she still says at the end of the night: 'Let's be friends' - then you should be allowed to kill her.
Phew, I think I'm finally getting the hang of these non-controversial, non-sexist discussions.
Reasons why I am single and wank myself raw on a Friday night: An Essay by Renegade Carpark.
I've no issue with paying my way but if you ask me out, you should be paying for yourself.