Quote: keewik @ February 18 2012, 12:07 AM GMTFarting is unromantic.
keewik, you never fail to amaze me. 
As I'm getting older, I find that blokes who burp really loudly in the pub are starting to get on my nerves. Especially if they look pleased with themselves.
Speaking of pubs, the smoking ban has also revealed that a lot of people stink.
Yea it has RC. BO is rife in public houses and the smell of piss.
I just wish people would finish dribbling before pulling up their underware. Think of others I say.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 18 2012, 12:14 AM GMTkeewik, you never fail to amaze me.
As I'm getting older, I find that blokes who burp really loudly in the pub are starting to get on my nerves. Especially if they look pleased with themselves.
Speaking of pubs, the smoking ban has also revealed that a lot of people stink.
I first noticed that after I got my first car and had to go onthe bus to collect it after the service.
Quote: Charley @ February 18 2012, 12:16 AM GMTYea it has RC. BO is rife in public houses and the smell of piss.
I just wish people would finish dribbling before pulling up their underware. Think of others I say.
It's not just the pub, because of old ladies, my local Santander smells like bad pussy most days.
I hate people who reek of garlic on public transport - on their way to work! I don't want to sound racist - but eat normal breakfasts you foreigns!
Garlic-reeking is vile, except on Paris metro where it blends in. My worst experience is rehearsing with garlic-reeking bastards breathing all over me. However they are learning the error of their ways. 
BO is by far the worst. Give me bad breath or farty arses anyday over that.
I was once deemed the person to tell a colleague she stank of BO.
Needless to say I was the one pulled in and told off for my lack of diplomacy and she continued to reek of filth.
Hitler was a really, really awful geezer. He gave Vegetarians such a bad name.
Quote: Charley @ February 17 2012, 11:29 PM GMTYea I suppose us women can be dirty too. I did shit in my hubbies shoe once.
I hope he had more than one pair of shoes. I've never heard of Chinese women crapping in shoes. Don't think I will inform them of that particular example of Western feminist action.
Quote: Charley @ February 18 2012, 10:47 AM GMTBO is by far the worst. Give me bad breath or farty arses anyday over that.
Complete opposite. I abhor halitosis and stinky farting. B.O. I grew up with, having been an athlete and a furniture removalist in my younger days.
Quote: Bob Hicks @ February 18 2012, 10:56 AM GMTHitler was a really, really awful geezer. He gave Vegetarians such a bad name.
He wasn't a vegetarian
Just a colossal TWAT
I just caught my man clipping his toenails and arranging the trimmings into a pattern. How discraceting is that? .......Wrong!!!!!
What pattern?
A swastika?
Quote: Charley @ February 18 2012, 9:48 PM GMTI just caught my man clipping his toenails and arranging the trimmings into a pattern. How discraceting is that? .......Wrong!!!!!
That's nothing, I used to go out with a guy who peeded into an empty 2 litre coke bottle cos he couldn't be bothered to get up and go to the loo in the night.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ February 18 2012, 11:44 PM GMTThat's nothing, I used to go out with a guy who peeded into an empty 2 litre coke bottle cos he couldn't be bothered to get up and go to the loo in the night.
You dated punk rock legend Mike Watt???
