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Quote: L.E. @ February 17 2012, 10:39 PM GMT

I have a very valid reason that my posting on here and my day job could very easily overlap now and it could cause problems for me. I've had the same user name for 4.5 years... It wasn't an easy decision... But necessary.

Couldn't you at least get a cooler fruit based avatar?

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Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2012, 10:25 PM GMT

WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR OOP NORTH READING A TELEGRAM

WILL
It's not bloody fair I tells ya.

WILL'S WIFE WALKS IN SHE LOOKS LONG SUFFERING

WILL'S WIFE
What's up our Will?

WILL
I just got telegram back from internet cafe in Harrogate and they won't bloody let me change my name.

WILL'S WIFE
I don't know why you're on that foolish comedy guide. It takes a week for you to make a post and costs a weeks wages in telegraph fees.

WILL
Because those lardy dah southern nancies can't control all t' bloody comedy. Did my uncle Silas Cam die in that gag mine explosion for nowt. Or Cousin Worthington Cam wot was squashed in the comedy Mill?
eh eh?

MRS WILL CAM
No our Will, I just wish we could buy some tea for once. Some of our bairns haven't starved to death yet.

WILL CAM
Look woman I am a man with few emotional needs! But changing my ruddy name is one of them.

DOOR BELL RINGS

WILL CAM ANSWERS IT AND A SMALL EXHAUSTED BOY HANDS HIM A TELEGRAM

WILL CAM EXITEDLY TEARS IT OPEN AND READS IT

WILL CAM
Dear Will Cam you're request to change your name to Miranda Hart has been approved. Lord Aaron Brown Southern shandy drinker.

WILL CAM BURTST INTO TEARS LIKE A BIG GIRL

SOOTYJ (THE WHIPPET) STARTS HUMPING WILL CAM'S LEG

MRS WILL CAM
Get down Sootyj!

Laughing out loud I must get all these in one thread one day.

Quote: L.E. @ February 17 2012, 10:39 PM GMT

I have a very valid reason that my posting on here and my day job could very easily overlap now and it could cause problems for me. I've had the same user name for 4.5 years... It wasn't an easy decision... But necessary.

If you have a valid reason to want to change your name then I'm sure if you email Aaron he can help (as I had to).

I fully understand that had an employer searched for 'Lee', it would have identified you.

:P

Which f**kwitt started this useless thread??

Quote: keewik @ February 17 2012, 8:55 PM GMT

Henry VIII was a total bastard - or so I used to brain wash primary school weans into believing when I did Mary Queen of Scots workshops.

I think he was misunderstood. He meant get me off with head!

Anyhoo I like the name Will Cam.

Quote: Charley @ February 18 2012, 12:34 AM GMT

Anyhoo I like the name Will Cam.

Cheers ears :D

I changed my name once.
Never again!
Aaron warned me of the chaos & confusion that would surely follow.
But I didn't fristen

What did it used to be, Freve?

Quote: Lee @ February 18 2012, 1:46 AM GMT

What did it used to be, Freve?

It was Fred Sunshine.
:|

Quote: Badge @ February 18 2012, 1:48 AM GMT

It was Fred Sunshine.
:|

I think you mean:

It was Fred Sunshine
Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ February 17 2012, 8:43 PM GMT

We only allow the changing of user names for serious reason, such as concerns related to employment and personal privacy.

I changed my name from Nogget Fred at the same time Steve changed from Fred. Seems you can only change your name for serious reasons, such as if it happens to be Fred.

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