Will Cam
Friday 17th February 2012 11:01pm [Edited]
8,180 posts
Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2012, 10:25 PM GMT
WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR OOP NORTH READING A TELEGRAM
WILL
It's not bloody fair I tells ya.
WILL'S WIFE WALKS IN SHE LOOKS LONG SUFFERING
WILL'S WIFE
What's up our Will?
WILL
I just got telegram back from internet cafe in Harrogate and they won't bloody let me change my name.
WILL'S WIFE
I don't know why you're on that foolish comedy guide. It takes a week for you to make a post and costs a weeks wages in telegraph fees.
WILL
Because those lardy dah southern nancies can't control all t' bloody comedy. Did my uncle Silas Cam die in that gag mine explosion for nowt. Or Cousin Worthington Cam wot was squashed in the comedy Mill?
eh eh?
MRS WILL CAM
No our Will, I just wish we could buy some tea for once. Some of our bairns haven't starved to death yet.
WILL CAM
Look woman I am a man with few emotional needs! But changing my ruddy name is one of them.
DOOR BELL RINGS
WILL CAM ANSWERS IT AND A SMALL EXHAUSTED BOY HANDS HIM A TELEGRAM
WILL CAM EXITEDLY TEARS IT OPEN AND READS IT
WILL CAM
Dear Will Cam you're request to change your name to Miranda Hart has been approved. Lord Aaron Brown Southern shandy drinker.
WILL CAM BURTST INTO TEARS LIKE A BIG GIRL
SOOTYJ (THE WHIPPET) STARTS HUMPING WILL CAM'S LEG
MRS WILL CAM
Get down Sootyj!
I must get all these in one thread one day.
Quote: L.E. @ February 17 2012, 10:39 PM GMT
I have a very valid reason that my posting on here and my day job could very easily overlap now and it could cause problems for me. I've had the same user name for 4.5 years... It wasn't an easy decision... But necessary.
If you have a valid reason to want to change your name then I'm sure if you email Aaron he can help (as I had to).
I fully understand that had an employer searched for 'Lee', it would have identified you.
Which f**kwitt started this useless thread??