Quote: zooo @ February 17 2012, 11:32 PM GMTI can't say I've ever seen one of them on a wall.
Tut, a visit to the tate modern is in order!
The really, really awful geezers thread. Page 3
Quote: Charley @ February 17 2012, 11:29 PM GMTYea I suppose us women can be dirty too. I did shit in my hubbies shoe once. It was to get him back from being filthy. it worked for a while too.
I am to wide for tampons
I need a bath towel.
You are f**ked up lady!!
P.s. And I like it......
I have seen them in some wrong places I must say.
Hanging out the mouth of a few foxes. Maybe it's a wildlife fag!
Quote: AJGO @ February 17 2012, 11:33 PM GMTTut, a visit to the tate modern is in order!
Quote: lofthouse @ February 17 2012, 11:34 PM GMTYou are f**ked up lady!!
P.s. And I like it......
*bows*
Quote: Charley @ February 17 2012, 11:29 PM GMTI am to wide for tampons
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 17 2012, 11:23 PM GMTDutch ovens!
I love it when you first go out with someone and try to hide breaking wind from each other for a few months. By the end of the relationship, you don't care anymore and both let fly during congress.
Just maybe this is why you haven't yet found THE ONE.
Quote: keewik @ February 17 2012, 11:47 PM GMTJust maybe this is why you haven't yet found THE ONE.
I did say that by the end of the relationship, where you're both just going at it because there's nothing on telly.
Besides, guffage isn't unisexual and because chicks eat a lot of vile crap - vegetables, cottage cheese, ryvita, yakult, etc. - they far excel the male of the species in the pumpy gas department.
I don't eat that shit. I spit in the face of healthy living. I would only eat ryevita if it was covered in vindaloo.
Do you remember P.Diddy on (?) Graham Norton show, saying he was with his missus for years and never quite trusted her because she didn't once fart? An odd person and place to find a basic universal truth, but poignant nonetheless
I fart. I am normal. I don't make anyone breathe it in Under covers though. Also I wouldn't dream of doing it at the dinner table. A lift however is a must.
Quote: Charley @ February 18 2012, 12:02 AM GMTA lift however is a must.
Nooooo! You've just reminded me of those tossbags who let one fly as they're getting off the tube. They even do a little evil smile to themselves as the door shuts on their poo gas. These wankers should be shot to death with guns.
I think I might have done a tube one 
Farting is unromantic. Luckily Mr . K kept himself in check till after the marriage or there would be 2 less good humans on the planet. 
My dog walks around farting and doesn't seem to give a fook. He just pops one out and carries on with his day. It really stinks bad though! Now his breath smells like his arse too.