A space shuttle isn't going to ruin my knickers.
The really, really awful geezers thread. Page 2
Quote: Rooface @ February 17 2012, 11:07 PM GMTA space shuttle isn't going to ruin my knickers.
There's a rocket in my pocket. 
Oh and they can not get the fact that female porn stars, are "Working & acting" into their head!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 17 2012, 11:05 PM GMTOoh, this sounds like fun, let me join in -
I like it in adverts when men are portrayed as bumbling retards when it comes to doing anything domestic - you know, cuz we're building space shuttles, curing diseases and fighing wars - but you know, choosing the wrong washing powder eclipses all of those achievements.
No, it's choosing the wrong bag of potatos when you're given specific instructions.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 17 2012, 11:10 PM GMT
There's a rocket in my pocket.
It goes off after the count of ten?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 17 2012, 11:10 PM GMT
There's a rocket in my pocket.
Me love you.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 17 2012, 11:10 PM GMT
There's a rocket in my pocket.
Yeah Apollo 13... 
Quote: Charley @ February 17 2012, 11:11 PM GMTOh and they can not get the fact that female porn stars, are "Working & acting" into their head!
Oh my gosh yes, in what way does that woman not look really bored and waiting for the paycheck?
Quote: Charley @ February 17 2012, 11:12 PM GMT
In all honesty, there is blokey behaviour I can't stand, the worst being the 'car fart' - no warning, no sound, just that first whiff up the nostrils. Then when you frantically start rolling down the window and swearing, your mate just laughs his head off.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 17 2012, 11:14 PM GMT
In all honesty, there is blokey behaviour I can't stand, the worst being the 'car fart' - no warning, no sound, just that first whiff up the nostrils. Then when you frantically start rolling down the window and swearing, your mate just laughs his head off.
Dirty!
Or the fart under the covers and pushing our heads down the duvet .
My female friends certainly don't do that! *looks down nose snootily*
They put bogies on the toilet walls too.
Quote: Charley @ February 17 2012, 11:18 PM GMTOr the fart under the covers and pushing our heads down the duvet .
Dutch ovens!
I love it when you first go out with someone and try to hide breaking wind from each other for a few months. By the end of the relationship, you don't care anymore and both let fly during congress.
Quote: Charley @ February 17 2012, 11:21 PM GMTThey put bogies on the toilet walls too.
Better then used tampons. 
Yea I suppose us women can be dirty too. I did shit in my hubbies shoe once. It was to get him back from being filthy. it worked for a while too.
I am to wide for tampons 
I need a bath towel.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 17 2012, 11:23 PM GMTBetter then used tampons.
I can't say I've ever seen one of them on a wall.