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Happy Birthday Sootyj Page 3

cool lets get wasted and get in chortles face!

Quote: sootyj @ February 16 2011, 7:08 PM GMT

that's not you in the picture is it corey?

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Still haven't managed to wash the hat off my stomach!

Pen blwyth happus you old fart from an even older fart.

Happy Birthday sootyj :)

:) Buchram am Talah, Enjoy birthday Sootyj.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday! Have a great day!

Happy birthday Sootyj. Hope it's a good one.

Happy Birthday to my favourite Sooty!

There's another Sootyj...?

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Happy Birthday.

You have made me feel welcome at this site.
Even when my jokes were shite.

Quick to joke with verbal wank.
When I do stand-up I'm sure to tank.

Funny comes and funny goes.
When it comes to humour,
Sootyj has a verbal tumour.

You make me laugh every day.
Not bad for a funny old gay.

I mean no harm with this crap rhyme.
You're one cool cat, the best of all time.

Enjoy a pint and have a good day.
Now call me a c**t, its the sootyj way!

Happy Birthday and all the best.
Please realise that I only jest.

Laughing out loud

Happy birthday Sootyj.

Quote: sootyj @ February 16 2012, 9:50 AM GMT

There's another Sootyj...?

I didn't put a j on the end.

Hey Ellie, why did you get thrown out of the sexy Scrabble club?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 16 2012, 10:30 AM GMT

I didn't put a j on the end.

But it's worth 8 points!

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