People I both hate and fear.

The world is full of people you hate.
The world is full of people you fear.

But what about those who you both hate and fear? The shouty boss who makes you duck your head and your balls pull up into your body. The foul smelly old person with the shin shredding sholley on the bus. Escaped genocidal war criminals who push infront at Starbucks.

Lets join in both our hatred and the terror that renders us inadequate.

1 The evil landlord in the BT advert.
2 Mrs Thatcher.
3 Jive Bunny.
4 Mitt Romney.
5 The evil landlord in the BT advert.
6 The birdseye polar bear puppet.

I don't think I fear anybody. * takes aggressive 'I'll malky you, Jimmy' stance*

As for f**king Thatcher - let me get at her!

I don't hate (in the real sense of the word) anyone

I don't fear anyone either

*thinks that might sound a bit arrogant.

Terry Nutkins scares the living shit out of me

And you hate him as well?

Excelent.

I'll leave Keewick and Will Cam to play Batman and Robin,

Quote: keewik @ February 15 2012, 10:45 PM GMT

As for f**king Thatcher - let me get at her!

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I fear keewik now, mainly because she has expressed a desire to beat a fragile old lady with senile dementia into the ground.

'Och! That's fer selling our North Sea oil!' *thwack!*

'Stop hitting me mother. I'm sorry.'

'Jings! I dunnae care you sassenach whore!' *thwack! thwack!*

I dunno Thatch f**ked 342 sailors on the Belgrano.

Quite the iron c**t.

Quote: sootyj @ February 15 2012, 10:54 PM GMT

And you hate him as well?

Excelent.

I'll leave Keewick and Will Cam to play Batman and Robin,

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You can be our new sidekick ,'Bat Boo-Hoo'.

I wouldnt wish any physical violence on thatcher

Not in this life

I just hope that when she arrives in Hell the devil spends the rest of eternity interfering with her bumhole

I keep forgetting you're a super villain.

Northern Man.

Faster than t' speeding whippet, with an atomic chip on his shoulder and more powerful than 10 Alan Bennets.

Quote: lofthouse @ February 15 2012, 11:03 PM GMT

I wouldnt wish any physical violence on thatcher

Not in this life

I just hope that when she arrives in Hell the devil spends the rest of eternity interfering with her bumhole

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What Norman Tebbet?

Booyah retro topical!

Quote: sootyj @ February 15 2012, 11:06 PM GMT

I keep forgetting you're a super villain.

Northern Man.

Faster than t' speeding whippet, with an atomic chip on his shoulder and more powerful than 10 Alan Bennets.

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Mild Mannered Will Cam, on a day trip to Wigan, was bitten by a radio-active pie......

But shandy is his kryptonite.

Quote: sootyj @ February 15 2012, 11:17 PM GMT

But shandy is his kryptonite.

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His arch-enemy is The Jerker (a real evil clown)

Not to mention; The Diddler, Scrat Woman and Bairn the giant wrestling baby

Quote: sootyj @ February 15 2012, 11:26 PM GMT

Not to mention; The Diddler, Scrat Woman and Bairn the giant wrestling baby

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The Crotch, Mutton-Dressed Aslam, Mongjaw and The Tebbit