Give us a northern chat up line.
Quote: Will Cam @ February 14 2012, 9:41 PM GMTI'll be banging on you in a minute
Ooh you're so fookin romantic.
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Quote: Will Cam @ February 14 2012, 9:41 PM GMTI'll be banging on you in a minute
Pirate Face!!
Bah! Have been offline for the last 24 hours thanks to Virgin Media cancelling all of their services in Westminster and not bothering to tell me. Am wi-fi'ed up at the moment and will be joining the ranks of BT next Tuesday.
I thought it had been quiet. 
I have decided to move from my longstanding pro-smiley position. I'm at an age now where it no longer seems appropriate.
Quote: zooo @ February 15 2012, 2:17 PM GMTI thought it had been quiet.
Yes, it is rather dull without me. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 15 2012, 2:08 PM GMTBah! Have been offline for the last 24 hours thanks to Virgin Media cancelling all of their services in Westminster and not bothering to tell me. Am wi-fi'ed up at the moment and will be joining the ranks of BT next Tuesday.
You've been gone?
Carpark's found a like-minded "girlfriend", who likes to go on top..
..but that's another storey.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 15 2012, 2:38 PM GMTHe's found a like-minded "girlfriend", who likes to go on top..
*resists urge to wheel out impressive list of 'Your Mum' jokes*
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 12 2012, 10:38 PM GMTI feel just like a handful of sesame seeds..
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 12 2012, 10:49 PM GMTKnock the sesame seeds one back, RC..
One of these days I'm going to ask you why you keep writing about sesame seeds.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 15 2012, 2:59 PM GMTOne of these days I'm going to ask you why you keep writing about sesame seeds.
Well. I was on a roll at the time..
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 15 2012, 3:02 PM GMTWell. I was on a roll at the time..
Get out. Get out now!
Quote: roscoff @ February 15 2012, 4:41 PM GMTGet out. Get out now!
I've been trying to cross-breed wild and domestic poultry for ages..
..and I was pheasantly surprised this morning to find a big game bird on my..
Roscoff? I can't think of a punchline for that one.. can you help?
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 15 2012, 4:58 PM GMTI've been trying to cross-breed wild and domestic poultry for ages..
..and I was pheasantly surprised this morning to find a big game bird on my..
Cock!
And by that, I mean your penis.