"Is going off script genuine bloody comedy or just typical lazy British arseholes leaning on their state benefit handout shovels while the other more hard-working funny chaps (and chapesses)do all the genuine comedy ditch-digging bloody graft?" Boris screamed.
"Calm down dears," soothed Michael Winters.... "It's only a BCG commercial."
And now back to ....
The Diamond Jubilee part deux....
The Duke of Edinburgh has just asked Michael Jackson a) Why he is not dead and b) Is he a genuine darkie or what.
"It's a long story," replied Michael, "But to cut it short the world wasn't ready for the real me," he broke down and sobbed.
The Yorkshire of Duchess held the dusky(ish) urchin defiantly to her breast, "All this poor boy wanted was to be..."
*dramatic pause ominous music*..
"A Ginger!" she exclaimed with such a defiant display of ginger passion that it included three orgasms ..although for the sake of credibilty she might have admitted that the first, the second, and possibly even the third, may have been faked as childish drawings of the experience do not normally count..