Goats
Starring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore and a dead Nubian Goat in a bizarre love triangle
Worst idea for a romantic movie
My Big Fat Greek Salad.
A man falls in love while eating salad. The salad in question is on the pavement because it was discarded from a kebab by a Scotsman who was too drunk to remember that he doesn't "do healthy".
- This is based on a true story. For further details please contact a therapist 
My fat Greek bedding.
Fat greeks have sex and the Euro gets f**ked.
Pretty sure it's a woman.
Unsettling androginy rom com.
Sex factually.
Light hearted sex education video starring Hugh Grant.
A U Boat capitan falls in love with a light signalman from a British destoyer, thinking he is winking at him. Witness the sweat inducing intensity as he wrestles with his duty to torpedo the bottom.
Das Booty surely?
Pretty and Stinks.
Molly Ringworm as a kooky girl with BO.
500 gays of a bummer
Unable to properly express his feelings, gauky bookworm Godot's Taxi mercilessly baits pink and fluffy ubergirlie Rooface. Rooface gives as good as she gets, but confides to her gay best friend Renegade Carpark that she is secretly attracted to Godot's Taxi's towering intellect and vague smell of jellied eels. Will Godot's mum, dellas, succeed in keeping them apart? A chance encounter with neighbourhood flasher, Kevin Murphy, changes everything.
Timbo, naughty.
Timbowfinger
Hilarious romantic comedy about hapless comedy writer Timbo.
The remains of the gay
Jeffrey Dahmer regrets murdering John Candy as his fridge is now full of left overs.
Women In Love, starring Roo and dellas.
Nil By Mouth - no description supplied at this time.
Eternal Steve Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A couple of BCG'rs undergo a procedure to erase each other from their memories when their relationship turns sour, but it is only through the process of loss that they discover what they had to begin with. That and Sunshine digging up old threads. (108 mins.)
The Italian Lieutenants Woman. Mainly filmed in a retreat.
Shallow Timbo - mirroring the successful formula of Shallow Hal, Timbo has a condition in which he fancies every woman on Earth despite her physical appearance. Finally finds true happiness when he falls in love with Top Banana.
Rape the Maid in Manhattan
Marisa Ventura is a single mother born and bred in the boroughs of New York City, who works as a maid in a first-class Manhattan hotel. By a twist of fate and mistaken identity, Marisa meets Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who rapes her.
Dirty Danson
Ted Danson rolls about in shite.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ February 14 2012, 10:05 PM GMTDirty Danson
Ted Danson rolls about in shite.
Knotting Hill
Former Blue Peter presenter Katy Hill is tied in various knots by boy scouts played by Hugh Grant, Colin Firth & Ice T