They don't allow pets either
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Oh I dunno, have you seen some of the contestants...
Chip's just stood on a freezing platform for 30 minutes while less than six feet away the train driver, the ticket collector and the litter monkey sat gabbing in the warm locked train carriage they could have easily opened but didn't. 
It would have been an health and safety nightmare
Ellie's boyfriend won't be round till midnight tonight... so it will be pizza and wine with the housemate.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14 2012, 5:00 PM GMTEllie's boyfriend won't be round till midnight tonight... so it will be pizza and wine with the housemate.
AA or D cell 
This one (mark 2) is AAs.
Sits in chair
Turns laptop on
Writes 'sitting in chair'
Turns laptop off
Goes out
N's are the best.
I will be alone at Valentines Night, no one likes me, seem to come across 'strident feminist bitch' cannot understand why?
OH well, will stay in and knit myself a nice waterproof hankie. 
I thougt there was a mr dellas?
I have burnt my finger on a cooking pan and spilt half a pint of lemon squash on my already half f**ked laptop.
I think it's Jesus' way of saying I need to get a Macbook Pro
Today I made biscuits that look like pokeballs. 
Quote: Will Cam @ February 14 2012, 5:08 PM GMTAA or D cell
Why are you banging on about the uks credit rating ?
Quote: sootyj @ February 14 2012, 8:59 PM GMTWhy are you banging on about the uks credit rating ?
I'll be banging on you in a minute 