Quite like tattoos, but they should be judged on a case-by-case nature.
Who don't you fancy thread Page 7
Quote: TopBanana @ February 14 2012, 1:29 PM GMTbut they should be judged on a case-by-case nature.
I'm in agreement with Top Banana (woo!) on this one. If tasteful and discrete, then I don't mind the odd tattoo on lady flesh.
It's when they go into Memento territory, that it starts to look really ugly. And breast tattoos are a definite deal breaker, can't think of anything more chavvy.
Pros -
If you're shagging and you get bored, you can always have a good read
Cons -
Tattoos are identifying marks, therefore I have to cut up the bodies much more carefully
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 14 2012, 1:34 PM GMTTattoos are identifying marks, therefore I have to cut up the bodies much more carefully
This is puzzling 
*I fear this "joke" may not quite work* 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 14 2012, 1:34 PM GMTTattoos are identifying marks, therefore I have to cut up the bodies much more carefully
Have you tried acid?
You should never mess around with sharp objects when on LSD 
There are three things that just look wrong on a woman: tattoos, muscles and Dr Who fans.
Are you saying that you are partial to a woman with facial hair?
Is it just me or is Dawn Porter a bit scary?
Scary, sexy and owner of a 'clean anus' (O'Dowd, 2012).
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 14 2012, 1:34 PM GMTI'm in agreement with Top Banana (woo!) on this one. If tasteful and discrete, then I don't mind the odd tattoo on lady flesh.
True story I told my ex that I'd seen a girl witha small black tulip tattoo that was quite sexy. She went out and got herself a daffodil tattoo that looked more like a palm tree. I couldn't quite hide my dislike for it 
Quote: roscoff @ February 15 2012, 4:38 PM GMTTrue story I told my ex that I'd seen a girl witha small black tulip tattoo that was quite sexy. She went out and got herself a daffodil tattoo that looked more like a palm tree. I couldn't quite hide my dislike for it
That's a true story?
Well I never.
I wouldn't fancy myself if I were a geezer. Too skanky!
PS I really don't like Dog the bounty hunter. He is one very ugly f**ker. Usualy I would do anything with a pulse but Dog is excluded from that. I don't know why he goes all over America when my local Esso has a zillion bounty's.
Quote: Charley @ February 16 2012, 12:55 AM GMTPS I really don't like Dog the bounty hunter. He is one very ugly f**ker.
His whole family was hit with the same ugly stick, repeatedly. Hair extensions and bad tattoos for everybody!
Lol yup they are all nasty. The wifey is a monster.
Quote: TopBanana @ February 15 2012, 4:29 PM GMTScary, sexy and owner of a 'clean anus'
Freddy Krueger could have a clean anus, it doesn't make him any less scary or any more sexy. 