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Who don't you fancy thread Page 3

Moobs, pot-belly, baggy/soggy Y-Fronts and rampant sexism I can forgive, but good grief! He looks like a ginga!

Quote: sootyj @ February 13 2012, 1:58 PM GMT

C'mon open goal post that one, please don't ban me.

You calling me an open goal?

In that if anyone scored with you millions would cheer, the queen would knight them and they'd run around a field with their shirt pulled over their head.

Quote: sootyj @ February 13 2012, 2:17 PM GMT

In that if anyone scored with you millions would cheer, the queen would knight them and they'd run around a field with their shirt pulled over their head.

From what I've heard, that happens three times every day. Whistling nnocently

Quote: EllieJP @ February 13 2012, 2:04 PM GMT

You calling me an open goal?

I knew a girl who was an open goal - I think her name was Annette!

Come on! That's comedy folks! High five?! Anyone?! Huh?

I dated Annette but we were poles apart.

With all the recent strides that have been made in the attractiveness of television weather dollys, I don't know how London Tonight can wheel out this Apocalypto faced minger from time to time -

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Quote: Kenneth @ February 13 2012, 11:27 AM GMT
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Hmm...mean and moody...I like.

note the text next to her..

Great, let's point at the ugly people and laugh. Shall we do mongs and spakkies next?

What you choose to do with your spare time is upto you Timbo,

We're on dangerous ground again, I best not mention Kenny Daglish and Joe Pesci.

Yes, I have been thinking about that.

Why do my posts always end up sandwiched in the wrong place??.

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