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Fergie said Suarez should never play for Liverpool again - he should get down off his high horse! This is the guy who defended Cantona to the hilt after he attacked a spectator, albeit a numpty of a spectator. He also defended Roy Keane after he admitted ending Alfe Inge Haaland's career.

Just took this from the BBC website:

"We wanted a winner with a capital W.." barked the FA chief executive Brian Barwick at that unveiling in central London. "That was the template. This is the man. Fabio Capello!"

Well.. one out of two's not bad.

Quote: TopBanana @ February 12 2012, 12:51 PM GMT

Fergie said Suarez should never play for Liverpool again - he should get down off his high horse! This is the guy who defended Cantona to the hilt after he attacked a spectator, albeit a numpty of a spectator. He also defended Roy Keane after he admitted ending Alfe Inge Haaland's career.

I'm guessing Cantona and Keane are both white.

Fergie didn't say that Suarez should be kicked out after the racism - only after refusing to shake hands.

They're all bloody idiots, basically.

On a slightly different note, is it true that Ferdinand played with a boner yesterday?

Quote: zooo @ February 12 2012, 2:29 PM GMT

I'm guessing Cantona and Keane are both white.

I don't think you have been following this story very closely.

How dare you, I know all about football!

*sneaks out of thread*

Quote: zooo @ February 12 2012, 2:36 PM GMT

They're all bloody idiots, basically.

On a slightly different note, is it true that Ferdinand played with a boner yesterday?

:O

He nearly broke a bone, but I don't know about his willy!

You women are all the same!

Quote: zooo @ February 12 2012, 2:41 PM GMT

How dare you, I know all about football!

*sneaks out of thread*

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Quote: TopBanana @ February 12 2012, 12:51 PM GMT

Fergie said Suarez should never play for Liverpool again - he should get down off his high horse!

In all honesty, every football manager goes out their way to defend their players when it suits them. When it doesn't suit them - well, we've all seen the comments made about Tevez by Roberto Mancini.

As a Gooner, even I used to make jokes about Arsene Wenger never seeing the incidents on the pitch involving his players and how useless he would be at a police line up.

With all of the build up to this game and the spotlight on racism, Suarez refusing to shake Evra's hand was like dropping a lit match on a bucket of petrol. Whatever had gone on between them previously, it was extremely unprofessional for Suarez to refuse to shake hands.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 12 2012, 2:55 PM GMT

In all honesty, every football manager goes out their way to defend their players when it suits them. When it doesn't suit them - well, we've all seen the comments made about Tevez by Roberto Mancini.

That's right, but Fergie would be raging if another manager told him who he could and couldn't pick.

It couldn't have happened to two nicer teams.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 10 2012, 12:26 AM GMT

I fancy a bit of Walsh/Geraghty/Mullins/McCoy action for Chelt.

What's the word?

What's this got to do with football?

Quote: Otterfox @ February 10 2012, 12:21 AM GMT

I don't think Ferdinand and Rooney want Redknapp to take the job just so it will disrupt their title rivals. I think they just think he is the best man for the job. I can't even really think of another contender.

So how many trophies has Redknapp won as a manager?

It's one, Chappers.

Quote: TopBanana @ February 12 2012, 12:51 PM GMT

Fergie said Suarez should never play for Liverpool again - he should get down off his high horse! This is the guy who defended Cantona to the hilt after he attacked a spectator, albeit a numpty of a spectator. He also defended Roy Keane after he admitted ending Alfe Inge Haaland's career.

I was going to say exactly the same thing!

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