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Who do you fancy? Page 773

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 8 2012, 9:49 PM GMT

The weirdest brother / sister acting combo has to be Lori Singer (Footloose, Fame TV show) and Marc Singer (Beastmaster, original V TV show)-

What??? I had no idea??? Fancied both of them at a very impressionable age, thankfully Kevin Bacon swung it for me.

Quote: zooo @ February 8 2012, 9:50 PM GMT

That famous foreign manager bloke is actually decent looking.

Jose Mourinho is smoking hot! I have a photo taken with him* that makes all my friends jealous.

*at Madame Tussauds

Quote: AngieBaby @ February 8 2012, 9:27 PM GMT

Luis Figo is well fit!

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I remember having him

Well, if no-one else can be arsed . . .

http://theeyeopener.com/2012/02/the-last-taboos-of-masturbation/

Every 39 minutes, a new pornographic movie is being produced. Somewhere in the world, men and women of all walks of life are copulating in front of cameras.

We've all seen it, the titillating moaning and carnal exchange of bodily fluids that is the quintessential adult video. Somehow these images have dribbled their way into our day-to-day lives and have become one of the biggest reasons people browse the internet. With erotic sites making up 12 per cent of all online content, it's unlikely one has never stumbled upon an adult film online.

But stop a woman and ask her whether or not she watches porn, and chances are she may scoff at the question. It seems that women still have a hard time admitting they enjoy watching other people get it on.

Despite any denials, a 2008 Internet Pornography Statistics report said that 28 per cent of internet porn consumers are in fact women. The statistic has likely risen since, insinuating that not only do women watch porn, they like it.

Cathryn Reagall, a first-year arts and contemporary studies student, thinks that people tend to get the wrong idea of girls who watch porn.

"Guys might judge me," she said.

Quote: AngieBaby @ February 8 2012, 10:09 PM GMT

thankfully Kevin Bacon swung it for me.

For goodness sake I thought we had moved on from the genitalia references!!

Emily O'Hara (Tom Cleverly's girlfriend).

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Quote: Marc P @ February 9 2012, 9:01 AM GMT

For goodness sake I thought we had moved on from the genitalia references!!

:D

Quote: Jamey @ February 9 2012, 7:03 PM GMT

Emily O'Hara (Tom Cleverly's girlfriend).

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These kind of women are physically attractive, of course, but they are not 'real' or obtainable to most. Or maybe that's the point? We want something we know we can't have?

Either way, I'm not sure I'd want to go out with that kind of woman - the 'blonde bimbo' look. (Yes, she may not be a bimbo - I know nothing of her, but the appearance is in the bimbo envelope)

She looks very airbrushed. I doubt that is what you would get.

Quote: TopBanana @ February 11 2012, 2:30 PM GMT

These kind of women are physically attractive, of course, but they are not 'real' or obtainable to most. Or maybe that's the point? We want something we know we can't have?

Either way, I'm not sure I'd want to go out with that kind of woman - the 'blonde bimbo' look. (Yes, she may not be a bimbo - I know nothing of her, but the appearance is in the bimbo envelope)

OK here is someone you might like TopBanana, she is average woman;

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A lot of this very glam women in magazines do not look that way in real life. Airbrushing is highly advanced. It's all fantasy.

Exactly - it's all fake. Those kinds of shoots do nowt for me.

99% of folk can look attractive with a team of 42 stylists.

Quote: TopBanana @ February 11 2012, 2:54 PM GMT

Exactly - it's all fake. Those kinds of shoots do nowt for me.

99% of folk can look attractive with a team of 42 stylists.

The other 1%.

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Ok guys, in future I will endevou to find celebritys who have been snapped out shopping rather than in photoshoots.

Quote: TopBanana @ February 11 2012, 2:30 PM GMT

Either way, I'm not sure I'd want to go out with that kind of woman

Chance would be a fine thing !

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 11 2012, 3:11 PM GMT

Chance would be a fine thing !

Course...but the Mrs Average Jamey has posted is 100% more attractive than Miss Big Boobs.

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