Quote: EllieJP @ February 10 2012, 9:49 AM GMTMy bed is so warm and comfy now my boyfriend has left.
He took his time going today. I'll be there shortly. 
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I have just hand pumped my Pavoni. Marvelous!
PLEASE ADD INUENDO JOKE AS SOOTYJ AWAY
Look how well my signage business is doing!
Quote: chipolata @ February 10 2012, 10:24 AM GMTHe took his time going today. I'll be there shortly.
I think he's suspecting something. After you wrote "Chip woz 'ere" twice on my bum last time.
I have a bright red face. Seriously, I've had a bad reaction to some cream. 
It hurts to buggery.
Well, I'd say put some cream on it. But...
Quote: Rooface @ February 10 2012, 12:30 PM GMTI have a bright red face. Seriously, I've had a bad reaction to some cream.
Quote: sootyj @ February 10 2012, 10:36 AM GMTPLEASE ADD INUENDO JOKE AS SOOTYJ AWAY
I have some steam cream so sticking to that at the moment.
My Dad thought I had a facepack on before he saw it was my own face. 
Quote: Rooface @ February 10 2012, 1:08 PM GMTI have some steam cream so sticking to that at the moment.
My Dad thought I had a facepack on before he saw it was my own face.
Oh eek, poor you. What cream was it?
It was a tester sample. I sometimes act as a tester for some cosmetic makers and they sent me stuff to try on myself to see if it will be a best seller or needs improving. It's fair to say this one needs some work.
Quote: Rooface @ February 10 2012, 2:04 PM GMTIt was a tester sample. I sometimes act as a tester for some cosmetic makers and they sent me stuff to try on myself to see if it will be a best seller or needs improving. It's fair to say this one needs some work.
Attention: Roo Wind Up Incoming -
Well thank goodness it was only a human face destroyed, would have been a shame if they tested it on animals first.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 10 2012, 2:11 PM GMTAttention: Roo Wind Up Incoming -
Well thank goodness it was only a human face destroyed, would have been a shame if they tested it on animals first.
*Pulls on Roo's animal loving heartstrings*
It will be fine. Just needs to calm down.
So stressed.
We hear in about 20 minutes whether we've got a house or not. The situation is complicated, however, by the involvement of two different agents. Technically we're first reserve but the other guy (who can move straight away) is on housing benefits which apparently the owner isn't keen on.
Yikes. Good luck.
Why is housing benefit unpopular with landlords? I would have thought that if the government is paying then it's more secure than if someone has a job that if they lose they might not be able to keep up rent and/or might have a missed month of rent while they're trying to sign on