This was a submission I made to news biscuit
Following the release of Abu Qatada from prison Whitehall has accused Judges of protecting the very thing Quatada hopes to destroy. A spokesperson for the Government said, "Listen, Islamic extremists want to destroy our freedom. They want to take away due process and the right to a free trail. The very things we in Great Britain hold dearest. The best way to protect those rights is to suspend them when it best suits us." When quizzed he admitted not to know the meaning of irony.
It has long been thought that Qutada was Osama Bin Ladens right hand man in Europe. In has been confirmed that after Bin Ladens death President Obama shipped the Al Qaeda leaders right hand to Quatada as a peace offering.
The lawyers who failed to bring a case against a man who will no doubt help to plan the death of countless innocent people are said to be ecstatic with the infighting between the executive and Judaical branches of Government as in means they have got off scott free. The man heading up the team gloated, "It's a joyous day. Truly it is. We have royally screwed up here. This man should be in jail where he can't hurt anyone but we suck. Live and learn I guess. Sure, some other people might soon not have that choice because of my incompetence. And the blood will never really wash from my hands. But the worse thing that will happen to me is I'll get sacked, then get a job in the private sector for triple the wages. I'm going to hate that."