British Comedy Guide

Valentine's Day Page 16

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 9 2012, 1:44 PM GMT

Besides, I don't need to spend out on cards to be extremely creepy, my personality does that all on it's own.

I'm not often given to repetition, but a home-made card speaks volumes more love than a tacky store-bought card. An empty box of tampons can be cut up to make at least four cards.

Quote: Kenneth @ February 9 2012, 1:52 PM GMT

I'm not often given to repetition, but a home-made card speaks volumes more love than a tacky store-bought card. An empty box of tampons can be cut up to make at least four cards.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I can make loads out of my old jazz mags, plus I won't even have to buy glue.

Quote: Rooface @ February 9 2012, 1:38 PM GMT

As a woman, I say no. Don't do it. Nothing screams creepy like a guy you don't know coming up to you with a card.

The other way around is just fine however :)

Posted in wrong thread....

I just got two parcels with v.day gifts for moi from friends. Got a mirror, some magnets, a bubble bar, a lucky cat, and some love heart sweets.

Quote: roscoff @ February 9 2012, 2:10 PM GMT

The other way around is just fine however :)

I prefer the subtle approach of going up to a man, taking off my top, and revealing the tattoo I've had done of his face on each breast.

Got a good film some good booze and good company. Will be a good one this year.

Quote: zooo @ February 9 2012, 1:02 PM GMT

There is some quality Jake How action early on in this thread.

Also some excellent Aaron and zooo interaction... :$

Quote: Rob H @ February 9 2012, 3:01 PM GMT

Also some excellent Aaron and zooo interaction... :$

Nawwww. <3

Quote: Rooface @ February 9 2012, 2:13 PM GMT

I prefer the subtle approach of going up to a man, taking off my top, and revealing the tattoo I've had done of his face on each breast.

I do exactly the same myself.It's like we're sisters Hug

Quote: roscoff @ February 9 2012, 3:25 PM GMT

Hug

I can't make my bossoms do that.

Quote: Rooface @ February 9 2012, 6:34 PM GMT

I can't make my bossoms do that.

Pff amateur!

Grr. Keep getting emails trying to make me buy stuff because it's Valentines. No matter how much someone wanted one, I am not convinced that a kindle is romantic.

But they are doing one with a special red cover!
Rolling eyes

Oh, oh, is it red?! Then it's sooo romantic, and men should definitely be pressured into spending loads of money for an entirely capitalist non-holiday so they don't get accused of cheapness or not loving someone enough, and women should definitely do the same because otherwise it's not equality and they're just gold-diggers if they don't contribute just as much to this dystopian corporate fantasy of human relationships. *Rushes nowhere to buy f**k all*

:D

That is not to say don't buy us stuff.

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