Walked right into that one.
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There is some quality Jake How action early on in this thread.
Quote: zooo @ February 9 2012, 1:02 PM GMTThere is some quality Jake How action early on in this thread.
Ah, I missed all the Jake How stuff, I think he left before I joined. I'm still laughing at the 'I was offered £10,000 to be in a porn movie'. What a freakazoid.
My mate wants me to come with him on Valentines so we can go 'dredging' for girls at the pub. His capital idea is that we take blank Valentines cards with us - I think I'll give it a miss.
Quote: zooo @ February 9 2012, 1:02 PM GMTThere is some quality Jake How action early on in this thread.
Quote: Jake How @ February 16 2008, 9:35 PM GMTMy girlfriend has gone to work today, we made love all night and she gave me the best Bl** Jo* ever.
Plus you said you missed Jake How last time I brought this thread up too!
Some real gems on this thread:
Quote: Kat Hexslipper @ February 15 2008, 1:25 AM GMTI got nothing for Valentines, as usual. It's probably because I'm ugly as f**k though.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ February 14 2008, 4:56 PM GMTGetting married is OK as long as she doesn't need your money!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 9 2012, 1:18 PM GMTMy mate wants me to come with him on Valentines so we can go 'dredging' for girls at the pub. His capital idea is that we take blank Valentines cards with us - I think I'll give it a miss.
As a woman, I say no. Don't do it. Nothing screams creepy like a guy you don't know coming up to you with a card.
Quote: Rooface @ February 9 2012, 1:38 PM GMTAs a woman, I say no. Don't do it. Nothing screams creepy like a guy you don't know coming up to you with a card.
You see, that's what I figured. Kind of smacks of 'here ya go love, you probably didn't get nowt on Valentines, so here's a cheap card ya ugly bint'.
Besides, I don't need to spend out on cards to be extremely creepy, my personality does that all on it's own.
You're not creepy Renegade... I find you charming and really nice in real life.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 9 2012, 1:22 PM GMTPlus you said you missed Jake How last time I brought this thread up too!
Oops!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 9 2012, 1:46 PM GMTYou're not creepy Renegade... I find you charming and really nice in real life.
And to return the compliment (have to be careful here in case Mr. JP is reading) - I think you are stunningly attractive and you light up a room with your smile.
And you have nice baps.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 9 2012, 1:18 PM GMTMy mate wants me to come with him on Valentines so we can go 'dredging' for girls at the pub. His capital idea is that we take blank Valentines cards with us - I think I'll give it a miss.
That does sound like the sort of plan a 14 year old boy would come up with.
Quote: zooo @ February 9 2012, 1:48 PM GMTThat does sound like the sort of plan a 14 year old boy would come up with.
That's why I have to go with him, he won't get served otherwise.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 9 2012, 1:47 PM GMT
And to return the compliment (have to be careful here in case Mr. JP is reading) - I think you are stunningly attractive and you light up a room with your smile.
And you have nice baps.
They are shrinking 'cause of the running. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 9 2012, 1:49 PM GMTThat's why I have to go with him, he won't get served otherwise.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 9 2012, 1:49 PM GMT
They are shrinking 'cause of the running.
They're not shrinking, they're firming up. But just in case, you should post some before and after pictures. If we're not happy, then we'll break your legs and feed you pies.