Jamey gets a visit from the Tax Inspector, who asks him about his staff..
"Well," says Jamey.. "There's the farm hand. I pay him £240 a week and he has a free cottage. Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with board and lodging. Then there's the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whiskey.. and as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."
"That's disgraceful!" says the inspector. "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," replies Jamey..