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Who do you fancy? Page 767

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 8 2012, 4:34 PM GMT

I miss the old days, a simpler time when if a woman said she was leaving, she would actually leave.

As I sit here masturbating with an oven glove in one hand and stabbing pictures of Fearne Cotton with the other, I ask myself, where have those halcyon days gone?

Thankfully, as a woman hating, sexist virgin and a failed and untalented comedy writer, I know that personal attacks are never personal.

Let this be a lesson to you all, never say 'no, you are wrong' to a woman on the British Comedy Forum - they've never been told that in their lives and it will come as a massive shock to their systems.

Anyways, back to Kirsty Allsop's lady garden - I reckon it looks like a spilt kebab coverd in dog hairs. What are your views?

You forgot to mention that you also smell of elderberries.

Quote: Rooface @ February 8 2012, 5:13 PM GMT

RC will be gutted.

*angrily throws oven glove across the room*

Quote: Jamey @ February 8 2012, 5:12 PM GMT

I fancy rwayne.

Cheeky!

Is it wrong I find my b&w cyberman photo, strangely arousing.

*Is knocked out by the world's crustiest oven glove*

No. It's hot.

*Goes get oven glove*

Quote: rwayne @ February 8 2012, 5:14 PM GMT

Cheeky!

I havn't seen that picture.

Quote: Rooface @ February 8 2012, 5:15 PM GMT

*Is knocked out by the world's crustiest oven glove*

Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ February 8 2012, 5:15 PM GMT

No. It's hot.

*Goes get oven glove*

Don't touch it! You'll get preggers!

Do pigeon fanciers fancy pigeons?

I wrote a short sentence to sum up my feelings about this thread, but the anagrams say it just as well:

Aha! Sighted shirts;

Heads astir thighs;

Rash! High distaste..

Can you see what it is yet?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 8 2012, 6:08 PM GMT

I wrote a short sentence to sum up my feelings about this thread, but the anagrams say it just as well:

Aha! Sighted shirts;

Heads astir thighs;

Rash! High distaste..

Can you see what it is yet?

*Solves*

Fine, you can post your pervy pics elsewhere! Angry *flounce*

Geek

Aargh shitted hiss?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 8 2012, 6:08 PM GMT

but the anagrams say it just as well:

Well that is patently obvious, anagrams are much easier then just telling us what you think.

:S

Quote: zooo @ February 8 2012, 6:18 PM GMT

Aargh shitted hiss?

?? :O

"This thread is g***."

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 8 2012, 6:24 PM GMT

Well that is patently obvious, anagrams are much easier then just telling us what you think.

:S

But they do say what I think..

You think in nonsensical anagrams?

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