Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 8 2012, 4:34 PM GMTI miss the old days, a simpler time when if a woman said she was leaving, she would actually leave.
As I sit here masturbating with an oven glove in one hand and stabbing pictures of Fearne Cotton with the other, I ask myself, where have those halcyon days gone?
Thankfully, as a woman hating, sexist virgin and a failed and untalented comedy writer, I know that personal attacks are never personal.
Let this be a lesson to you all, never say 'no, you are wrong' to a woman on the British Comedy Forum - they've never been told that in their lives and it will come as a massive shock to their systems.
Anyways, back to Kirsty Allsop's lady garden - I reckon it looks like a spilt kebab coverd in dog hairs. What are your views?
You forgot to mention that you also smell of elderberries.
*flounce*
