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Seems to be a few virgins on this thread.. and they're all male! Seriously guys.. :S

Might be time soon for a Florinda Matus quote.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 8 2012, 1:54 PM GMT

Seems to be a few virgins on this thread.. and they're all male!

Must be your lucky day - time to harvest them cherries! Yeeha!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 8 2012, 1:57 PM GMT

Must be your lucky day - time to harvest them cherries! Yeeha!

This week, Stylee is a male I believe :)

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 8 2012, 1:54 PM GMT

Seems to be a few virgins on this thread.. and they're all male!

Don't bloody look at me!

Quote: sootyj @ February 8 2012, 12:49 PM GMT

Personally I absolutely loath how many TV shows are presented by twinkly old bloke and bubbly totty. Fearing the day the crystal in her palm turns black.

Here they are, they're so appealing, OK Dollies do your dealing !

What's wrong with that ?

:D

I hope the waters cold when the district nurse gives you, your sponge bath.

Quote: sootyj @ February 8 2012, 2:02 PM GMT

I hope the waters cold when the district nurse gives you, your sponge bath.

..with live webcam..

BTW Thanks NK for that very revealing info that the porn industry is replete with women..

..and that one of them has made it all the way to the position of.. token female.

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Which of the 3 Gavala, or is it all 3?

Quote: Gavin @ February 8 2012, 2:16 PM GMT
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Something for all there.

Quote: sootyj @ February 8 2012, 2:19 PM GMT

Which of the 3 Gavala, or is it all 3?

Pond for Friday Sunday, Smith Saturday then Tardis for rest of week.

Quote: sootyj @ February 8 2012, 1:53 PM GMT

And to break up all the boring homosapiencentrism here's 3 otter's having an orgy.

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If there are only three otters it's technically not an orgy, it's a "chocolate sandwich".

As ever I bow before expert knowledge.

Quote: Rooface @ February 8 2012, 1:32 PM GMT

Well my Mother is dead so well you know otherwise you would not have mentioned it in an effort to get a rise. Had she been alive, she would have just said upon looking at one of the pictures "How on earth does she buy bras?".

My sister would want to know where half the clothes could be bought.

My niece would be bored and ask if we can look at Bratz instead.

Then they would all mention that bringing up the subject of family to provoke anyone who has lost a loved one looks very childish and loses friends.

Roo, I sincerely apologise for any upset, It is a phrase I use often, Please do not think that I could be so crass that it was meant personally. I did express to you in PM my sympathy, and my desire that you continue posting here.

I feel upset that I seem to have offended people by stating my personal views, surely this should be a forum to discuss views on comedy/media without vitriol.

RC is the main culprit of this shit stirring, He cannot be 'objective' to save his life. He is becoming very aggressive lately as rwayne states, and, purely to add humour- probably a virgin with a tired right hand.

Dellas no offence but are your feet sugar flavoured? As you have an occaisonal tendency to jam them right in your gob.

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