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Who do you fancy? Page 763

Quote: dellas @ February 8 2012, 1:29 PM GMT

Roo, maybe I was too succinct in my explanation, as you appear to have totally 'missed the prime point', I really have nothing further to add, except perhaps Rwayne has attempted to make a few cogent points.

I shall leave you to enjoy the cesspit of your joyless thread, I trust your Mother, daughter, sister never happens across it.

Freedom of speech and intelligent comedy lives here!.

Well my Mother is dead so well you know otherwise you would not have mentioned it in an effort to get a rise. Had she been alive, she would have just said upon looking at one of the pictures "How on earth does she buy bras?".

My sister would want to know where half the clothes could be bought.

My niece would be bored and ask if we can look at Bratz instead.

Then they would all mention that bringing up the subject of family to provoke anyone who has lost a loved one looks very childish and loses friends.

Quote: sootyj @ February 8 2012, 1:31 PM GMT

Good grief can't we just agree everybody masturbates, just not about the same thing or at the same time?

Well apart from the Royal Wedding of course... er... was that just me? Huh?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 8 2012, 1:32 PM GMT

Eh?

Cos you can't appreciate the real charms of a real woman with real balls in her hand.

Actually I can't even remember if I'm being ironic anymore or if I even think that's a good or a bad thing,

Quote: Timbo @ February 8 2012, 1:32 PM GMT

Well apart from the Royal Wedding of course... er... was that just me? Huh?

It was a proud 32,000,000 gun salute to the Middletons (not including the Commonwealth).

Quote: dellas @ February 8 2012, 12:46 PM GMT

Men own and run the Porn business

This is no truer of the porn business than it is in any other walk of life. There are plenty of female porn producers. The head of the Free Speech Coalition -- the American porn industry union -- is female.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 8 2012, 1:39 PM GMT

This is no truer of the porn business than it is in any other walk of life. There are plenty of female porn producers. The head of the Free Speech Coalition -- the American porn industry union -- is female.

I am glad we have finally identified Kevin's area of expertise.

Quote: rwayne @ February 8 2012, 1:26 PM GMT

Thank you for mentioning me, by name, this time. (The sly little digs at me when you don't mention my name were getting a little tiresome)

I thought it best if I brought your blatant and unfounded vitriolic attacks towards me out in the open. Makes it easier for people to see the kind of person you really are.

Your motivations are readily apparent, you contribute very little in the way of humour or banter or comradery. Your posts are dull and whiny and when you're not attacking me, you are attacking others on this forum for having an opinion that differs from your own.

Worse still, you attack others who dare to write comedy of their own. If you wish to belittle me for attempting it, then fill your boots, I am no stranger to criticism, but just try and lay off others who genuinely want to make decent comedy.

Have a nice day.

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Quote: Timbo @ February 8 2012, 1:41 PM GMT

I am glad we have finally identified Kevin's area of expertise.

Purely a professional interest.

I was invited to the SHAFTAs yesterday, but had to turn down the offer.

Can't we all just sit down, have a brew, and chill out before I'm forced to post even grosser pictures of men in bikinis?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 8 2012, 1:41 PM GMT

I thought it best if I brought your blatant and unfounded vitriolic attacks towards me out in the open. Makes it easier for people to see the kind of person you really are.

Your motivations are readily apparent, you contribute very little in the way of humour or banter or comradery. Your posts are dull and whiny and when you're not attacking me, you are attacking others on this forum for having an opinion that differs from your own.

Worse still, you attack others who dare to write comedy of their own. If you wish to belittle me for attempting it, then fill your boots, I am no stranger to criticism, but just try and lay off others who genuinely want to make decent comedy.

Have a nice day.

Wave

Prolix.

Quote: dellas @ February 8 2012, 1:29 PM GMT

I shall leave you to enjoy the cesspit of your joyless thread

Yay! Mum's gone! Come on everyone, let's party!!!!!!

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Quote: rwayne @ February 8 2012, 1:44 PM GMT

Prolix.

bollix

RC, I will put you on a leash.....

Quote: Rooface @ February 8 2012, 1:47 PM GMT

RC, I will put you on a leash.....

Phwoar! And we're back to the fun!

Time to go to the vet and get you fixed then.

Quote: Rooface @ February 8 2012, 1:49 PM GMT

Time to go to the vet and get you fixed then.

Not even Coldplay could fix me baby!

Huh?

And to break up all the boring homosapiencentrism here's 3 otter's having an orgy.

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