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That's my favourite Monster Munch flavour.

Quote: zooo @ February 8 2012, 12:45 AM GMT

That's my favourite Monster Munch flavour.

We must cast out the non believers Sister !

Quote: Tim Walker @ February 7 2012, 11:54 PM GMT

Well done! Of all the maize-based snacks, Frazzles are the second greatest. (Roast beef Monster Munch being the natural and obvious king/queen.) :)

I wish they would use maize based flavourings as well. I'm allergic to gluten and it's really annoying when they decide to make the snack out of maize but then go stick wheat in the flavouring. GRRRR.

Got home around 4 p.m. and planned to take a nice nap but my neighbor lured me over for beers. The next thing I knew I was shanghaied into attending a choral performance by 9-year-olds at the local elementary school. It wasn't too bad because most of my neighbors were there and we entertained ourselves by pointing out the hot moms in the audience. The most striking of all was a mohawk-wearing, heavily tattooed woman seated directly in front of me. I was later informed that she was the ex-wife of professional wrestler The Undertaker.

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Crikey, she looks masculine?

Scatters,' don't worry, I have a serious premonition that you will be OK!. Cool

Quote: zooo @ February 7 2012, 11:40 PM GMT

I wonder if there is any real cheese in Quavers. And if I can therefore eat them.

I think they are composed pretty much entirely of E numbers and animal gelatin.

Had a dream that blue whales were rising out from the sea to take over the land and there was feck all we could do.

It was quite thrilling in a B-Movie type of way.

Lee now there is a dream I'd like, instead of being chased by wolves etc.!

Quote: Lee @ February 8 2012, 11:25 AM GMT

Had a dream that blue whales were rising out from the sea to take over the land and there was feck all we could do.

It was quite thrilling in a B-Movie type of way.

And still you're a vegetarian?

This is a bit of a long shot, but has anyone got any information about The Secret Policeman's Ball 2012?

It's going to be in America somewhere. Not sure when though.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ February 8 2012, 12:34 PM GMT

This is a bit of a long shot, but has anyone got any information about The Secret Policeman's Ball 2012?

I would tell you but it's a secret. What I do know of his ball is that it is beside his truncheon.

According to The New York Times, it is to held March 4 at Radio City Music Hall. Features performers such as Coldplay, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 8 2012, 12:43 AM GMT

:O

Not pickled onion flavour ?

"makes sign of the cross"

*highfives Oldrocker, the BCG voice of reason*

On this occasion. Unimpressed

Prickly Nunion Monster Munch is a gift from the gods. I am also partial to Pom-Bears and Sainsburys prawn crackers. My life is fulfilling.

Quote: DaButt @ February 8 2012, 4:51 AM GMT

The most striking of all was a mohawk-wearing, heavily tattooed woman seated directly in front of me. I was later informed that she was the ex-wife of professional wrestler The Undertaker.

Kewl!

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