Quote: roscoff @ January 17, 2008, 11:27 AMA man walks in on his cheating wife.
And says: Doctor, are you sure this is the only way to give Sarah her suppositories?
Add the punch-line. Page 9
Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 17, 2008, 1:13 PMAnd says: Doctor, are you sure this is the only way to give Sarah her suppositories?
>_<
Quote: James Williams @ January 17, 2008, 1:05 PMWife:
You're not going to hurt him are you?Man:
No. In fact I'm going downstairs to beat the shit out of his guide-dog.
Man:
Oh, so that's what her orgasms sound like.
Quote: charisma @ January 17, 2008, 3:17 PMMan:
Oh, so that's what her orgasms sound like.
Miaow!
HUSBAND: So! I take it you got an all clear from the clinic then dear?
WIFE: I can explain... we think I swallowed his watch so...
...we're going to have to tell the time via the stars....
Wife.
Oooooooops sorry Husband but you said to help your father out!
your headaches gone then?
MAN (to wife)
I had my suspicions about you, but with my sister, how could you?
SISTER
Join in bruv, it'll be like old times.
Husband: "Where is he?"
Wife: "I was watching a movie."
Husband pointing finger " Yer lyin` yer bitch `n the wardbrobe?"
Wife : " Yeah thats the one."
And walks out on his bloody wife.
[quote name="steve" post="84946" date="January 17, 2008, 9:46 PM"
Husband pointing finger " Yer lyin` yer bitch `n the wardbrobe?"
[/quote]
Terrible
WIFE:
You always come too early.