Quote: lofthouse @ February 5 2012, 11:03 PM GMTAnnoyingly I find myself drawn to Victoria Coren lately ...
If it helps, try squinting and she looks a bit like her dad in a blond wig; a real passion killer.
Who do you fancy? Page 750
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 5 2012, 11:08 PM GMTShe's far too good for the likes of you, RC.
Why? She got two vagingos or summat?
EDIT: Sty's post has disappeared! Spooky! 
Whoops! The proto-retro-edit-after-reply-crosspost syndrome.
How can anybody take Beckham seriously when he has such a silly, wee voice?
Such a small universe I live in.
As you know, I have marriage on my mind, so have narrowed down these two prospective candidates -
Princess Iman bint Al Hussein -
She's hot, rich and I can call her bint all day long without causing offence.
or
Princess Elisabeth von Thurn und Taxis
She's hot, rich and she has her own mini-cab office.
Decisions, decisions.
Good luck with that!
Quote: zooo @ February 6 2012, 1:31 PM GMTGood luck with that!
That's Prince Carpark to you peon!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 6 2012, 1:14 PM GMTAs you know, I have marriage on my mind, so have narrowed down these two prospective candidates -
Princess Iman bint Al Hussein -
She's hot, rich and I can call her bint all day long without causing offence.
What country is she princess off. I need to go there.
Just found her on a Forbes list for the top 20 hottest young royals, she came 18th with Beatrice at fourth, Harry second and William in the number one spot....dear God.
Quote: Jamey @ February 6 2012, 2:01 PM GMTWhat country is she princess off. I need to go there.
Just found her on a Forbes list for the top 20 hottest young royals, she came 18th with Beatrice at fourth, Harry second and William in the number one spot....dear God.
She's the Princess of Jordan - which is a bit tricky because a) her country sounds like that stupid cow and b) all them Arab-y countries are kicking off at the moment, I don't want to inherit lands and titles only for some camel shagger to put a bullet in my pan.
Yep, Beatrog and Eugenics were ahead of all these hot young royal babes in the polls - obviously not based on looks.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 6 2012, 1:14 PM GMTPrincess Iman bint Al Hussein -
I like her, somewhat liberal, interpretation of the burka.
Quote: Oldrocker @ February 6 2012, 3:54 PM GMTI like her, somewhat liberal, interpretation of the burka.
Now that is some Islam that I can get behind. Or on top of -- doesn't really matter, I suppose.
Has anybody mentioned Kirsty Allsopp?
Quote: Chappers @ February 6 2012, 4:50 PM GMTHas anybody mentioned Kirsty Allsopp?
I don't know, but I'm guessing after 750 pages of this nonesense, probably yes.