It'd better be a pint glass bigfella. Else you're not a real man.
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Or a lady's stiletto?
Quote: zooo @ February 5 2012, 7:54 PM GMTOr a lady's stiletto?
Fine, as long as it's smaller than a size 12.
Quote: zooo @ February 5 2012, 7:36 PM GMTThey can't be that hungry.
From "The Life and Cuisine of Elvis Presley", one of his favourite recipes:
To cook a squirrel, first go out and try to kill a very young one. This is the most important thing as old ones are too tough. When skinning the squirrel, make extra sure to remove all the hairs.
Ingredients: 2 young squirrels, skinned and cleaned Salt to taste 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 4 tablespoons butter 1/2 cup all-purpose flour After carefully washing the squirrels, pat dry.
With a mallet, gently pound the meat until the bones are crushed and the flesh is tender. Season the meat with salt and pepper. Melt the butter in a skillet (preferably cast-iron) over medium-low heat.
Dredge the meat in flour, and add to the melted butter.
Brown and turn. Continue cooking, stirring occasionally, until the meat is golden brown and cooked through. (Pierce with a knife to check "doneness". The juices should run clear when cooked).
And what happened to him, eh?
Exactly.
If you eat squirrel you will be abducted by aliens?
Exac... wait.
Poor Fantastic Mr. Fox has problems. He wasn't around for a while till a few nights ago. Turned up tonight with a large wound on his neck, sat and made a strange crying sound (not the usual fox noise) till we put food out. Came back and did it again though he didn't like the tinned tuna we gave him then. *sticks tongue out at Renegade*
I didn't know Hitler had syphilis.
Quote: zooo @ February 6 2012, 12:24 AM GMT
I know. No one should suffer syphilis.
I remember life before computers;
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was to find employment.
A programme was a TV/radio show.
A cursor used a profanity.
*keybooard was a piano.
*A web is a spiders home.
*Virus was the flu.
And if you had a 3 inch floppy disc you hoped nobody knew about it. 
Someone has just donated anonymously to my Just Giving account for my half marathon charity run for Parkinson's UK. A really generous amount too. I feel terrible I can't thank them personally.
It was me and you're welcome
Who left a bag of burning monkey poop on my doorstep with "Achtung Juden!" scrawled in excrement on my front door?
Quote: Lee @ February 6 2012, 10:57 AM GMTIt was me and you're welcome