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Quote: zooo @ February 5 2012, 5:02 PM GMT

Totes hilare.

Quote: zooo @ February 5 2012, 5:08 PM GMT

..Mariney.

Smarmy

Yes I know, I talk like a twat. :)

And are, of course, completely unaware when you're doing so... :)

Quote: zooo @ February 5 2012, 7:39 PM GMT

Yes I know, I talk like a twat. :)

Pah! Adding a 'y' onto any word to make it that-word-y is a wonderful device of this fine English language

If I'm talking, I'm twatting.

P.S. The cat has turned into a dog, and DaButt has turned into a black sofa.

Quote: zooo @ February 5 2012, 7:54 PM GMT

P.S. The cat has turned into a dog, and DaButt has turned into a black sofa.

I locked the cat in an upstairs bedroom to protect him from the cat haters. The dog (Spanky) and the sofa came from next door.

Quote: AJGO @ February 5 2012, 7:51 PM GMT

Pah! Adding a 'y' onto any word to make it that-word-y is a wonderful device of this fine English language

Football cannot handle one syllable surnames. Hence Giggsy, Smithy, Bully etc.

Quote: DaButt @ February 5 2012, 8:01 PM GMT

I locked the cat in an upstairs bedroom to protect him from the cat haters. The dog (Spanky) and the sofa came from next door.

Ha.
Booo to dog people. And dogs.

He's a great dog. The best I've ever known.

I'm sure he's very nice.
But he ain't a cat.
And he doesn't have a cute weird tail with a big fluffy end.

That is the saddest looking party I've ever done seen.

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 5 2012, 8:03 PM GMT

Football cannot handle one syllable surnames. Hence Giggsy, Smithy, Bully etc.

1990 World Cup - as Batty, Platt and Gascoigne came into pre-match TV shot, do I remember a "pundit" saying: "There's Batty, Platty.. and Fatty.."

?

Might have been big Ron, though not sure..

Totes hilare.. :D

Re the Superbowl party: my great-grandniece has just said: "The gay one looks nice.."

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 5 2012, 8:23 PM GMT

Totes hilare.. :D

Cool

Re the Superbowl party: my great-grandniece has just said: "The gay one looks nice.."

Ha, presumably the pink-shirted fellow?

Yes, the one in the latex.

Quote: sootyj @ February 5 2012, 8:19 PM GMT

That is the saddest looking party I've ever done seen.

The game doesn't start for 3 hours.

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