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There's a random bloke with a cap on innocently drinking beer in DaButt's living room, and he has no idea (presumably) that a few weirdos in England are looking at him.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ February 5 2012, 5:02 PM GMT

There's a random bloke with a cap on innocently drinking beer in DaButt's living room

He's an ex-Marine who threatened to cut off my head the first night I met him. We're friends now.

He just dropped in to drop off 10 pounds of ribs. He'll be back after he puts his kids down for a nap.

Yeeks.

He did look quite Mariney.

Quote: DaButt @ February 5 2012, 5:07 PM GMT

He's an ex-Marine who threatened to cut off my head the first night I met him. We're friends now.

Who wouldn't be???

Quote: zooo @ February 5 2012, 5:08 PM GMT

He did look quite Mariney.

He was asking me to see if any rugby was on television. I guess there's some sort of 6 Nations thing under way?

Quote: DaButt @ February 5 2012, 5:12 PM GMT

He was asking me to see if any rugby was on television. I guess there's some sort of 6 Nations thing under way?

Not in this weather. The country shuts down when there's a slight breeze.

On the front of one of the newspapers today it had a photo of the snow and it big bold letters,

PANIC

DB arranges jiz mags for when there's a break in play . . .

Quote: Lee @ February 5 2012, 5:19 PM GMT

PANIC

What happened to Keep Calm and Carry On?

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 5 2012, 5:23 PM GMT

DB arranges jiz mags for when there's a break in play . . .

National Geographic, but I guess there might be some naked pygmies in there somewhere.

Quote: DaButt @ February 5 2012, 5:24 PM GMT

What happened to Keep Calm and Carry On?

God those pics are f**king annoying. They're everywhere.

*has a look*

Does that cat EVER get stroked?
He's sitting next to a man on the sofa, practically holding up a sign saying PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STROKE ME!

He petted him for at least 5 minutes. He's a very demanding cat.

So I believe I am now watching dabutt drink his bottle of beer. Its thrilling stuff I can tell you.

what is the guy in shorts wearing on his head?

Quote: DaButt @ February 5 2012, 6:56 PM GMT

He petted him for at least 5 minutes. He's a very demanding cat.

Aw, that's alright then. :) I must have looked at the wrong time.

Quote: bigfella @ February 5 2012, 6:57 PM GMT

what is the guy in shorts wearing on his head?

A mug-shaped hat that says "Neckmeat." That's his nickname.

We're on our way home from the cigar store. Had to make a road trip.

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