There is of course a chance that William is sincere but any of you old timer internet users would have seen this many times before.
We shouldn't be put in this situation. How lightly can one take their own life for their last words to be posted on a comedy forum?
You are Noel Fielding and I claim my prize!
Quote: Lee @ January 29 2012, 9:17 PM GMTWe shouldn't be put in this situation. How lightly can one take their own life for their last words to be posted on a comedy forum?
That might be the horrible point..
William, is this connected to your weird dreams?
I'm working through my worries with Aunty's help. It just seemed like there was one solution for a bit. I've something else to talk about.
Quote: William Purry @ February 2 2012, 7:54 PM GMTI'm working through my worries with Aunty's help. It just seemed like there was one solution for a bit. I've something else to talk about.
And by posting in the 'Who do you fancy' thread the indications are that you are on the mend !
Attentionseeker.com
And just in case this was all real, I'm glad you're feeling better Purry.
I am here to help William. Step into my womb, I mean room.
I will sort you out. I have a Z in psychobabble.
Time is precious though so I will need to keep an eye on the cock. I mean clock.
Dont worry your in safe hands with me.
(I know you can't censor or avoid everything on the internet; but if a thread like this shows up again, could someone like message me? I know that trolls, and actually suicidal people for that matter, don't do trigger warnings but I kind of wish they would! This thread really set my *ahem* depression off the night after I read it. Way too personal for a public forum, I'm sure, and I can't avoid everything, but please message me as a warning if you guys see it? Or, something. Or just ignore me.)
Will do (pm you, not ignore you) 
Will do too! (If AJGO's busy.)
Thanks guys. 
I think people forget this forum is for 3 main purposes
1 discussing shit comedy
2 writing or performing shit comedy
3 other shit that isn't even tangentally funny
Which is why I thought I'd be safe. 
Alas the internet is the serrengeti of the free roaming knob head.