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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 2 2012, 6:18 PM GMT

But back to booze itself, should you pay more for your bottle of red at a restaurant because others abuse the stuff?

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I pay more for insurance than ever before because people are twats.

I think when we have a problem on the scale of our drink one, the answer has to be yes.

Quote: bigfella @ February 2 2012, 6:19 PM GMT

I'm feeling all peace and love today.

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If anyone can ruin that for you, it's Mr Carpark!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 2 2012, 6:21 PM GMT

You certainly are. I'm going to go round your house and syphon the petrol from your car. I hope you don't mind, sharing and that.

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Do bare in mind I do have my sword and axe in the garage.

Quote: zooo @ February 2 2012, 6:22 PM GMT

If anyone can ruin that for you, it's Mr Carpark!

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Quote: bigfella @ February 2 2012, 6:23 PM GMT

Do bare in mind I do have my sword and axe in the garage.

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Argie!

Quote: zooo @ February 2 2012, 6:22 PM GMT

If anyone can ruin that for you, it's Mr Carpark!

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To be fair I have never found RC anything less than delightful.

Quote: bigfella @ February 2 2012, 6:24 PM GMT

To be fair I have never found RC anything less than delightful.

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Now that's wound me up.

Shit, really fancy a cigar now. Haven't touched one in four months.

See, now he's driven you to drugs...

Pure Havanan joy.

Stylee's Top Ten things-to-do-to-wind-up-BCGers-who-hijack-threads-as-if-they-were-a-social-networking-site.com, when she's President:

1) Hang anyone who is not far left by one ankle from a lamppost;

2) Burn all cats;

3) Garotte Tim Walker at the taxpayers' expense;

4) Ditto Will Cam;

5) Remake "The Wicker Man" for real, starring Renegade Carpark;

6) Compulsory making of daisy-chains for long-term prisoners;

7) Reintroduce Conscription for children under 7;

8) Obligatory brain transplant for (most) americans, especially DaButt;

9) Gas everybody and everything that disagrees with you;

10) Put women in charge.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 3 2012, 11:00 PM GMT

Stylee's Top Ten things-to-do-to-wind-up-BCGers-who-hijack-threads-as-if-it-were-a-social-networking-site.com, when she's President:

9) Gas everybody and everything that disagrees with you;

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That's a bit Nazi of you!

I'm just trying to butter up the clique..

That sounds filthy.

Only to you..

Quote: zooo @ February 3 2012, 11:10 PM GMT

That sounds filthy.

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You may well be thinking of this.