Add the punch-line. Page 8

Langham: Don't mind me, I'm doing research.

Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 16, 2008, 9:38 AM

Bloody hell, difficult to choose there! Can't it be a four-way tie? (said the nun).

I'm giving it to Frankie (said the nun)

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Thanks for that! Sorry I wasn't around! The evil 'day job' get's in the way sometimes...

Fx

Chris langham walks into a slaughter house...

Chris: Hi, I'm investigating beastiality.
Butcher: yes, and?
Chris: Can i f**k a donkey?

Chris: Little pigs, little pigs, let me in.

Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chins.

Chris: Oooh! Those chin hairs dont half tickle the balls.

I'm looking for some fresh young meat.

Dammit Steve has already done a kids-goat joke...that would've been mine. And it would have been extra funny because jokes always are when you're drunk and its 4.20am!

Langham: Do these stun guns work on small adults?

Langham:
I've got the remains of 10 British Sitcom Guide forum members in the van, can I leave them here?

I'd go for Roscoff. Your turn...

Thanks Containsnuts I think! Errr.....
A man walks in on his cheating wife.

Oh, sorry, I thought YOU were the morning man

Quote: roscoff @ January 17, 2008, 11:27 AM

Thanks Containsnuts I think! Errr.....
A man walks in on his cheating wife.

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Is that an Ace up your wizard's sleeve?

A man walks in on his cheating wife.

Man (To the male with his cock in his wife)
Ewwwwwwwwwwww Mate. I HAVE to do that. You are sick!

Husband to the man: The invitation clearly said "Bring your own"

Wife:
You're not going to hurt him are you?

Man:
No. In fact I'm going downstairs to beat the shit out of his guide-dog.