Riley has just spent £182 on text books. Riley is just off to rob a bank as Riley is now broke.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 1 2012, 4:57 PM GMTI made you an Orgasm!
Will post it to you later.
Was it your orgasm? 'Cause that doesn't count.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2012, 5:20 PM GMTWas it your orgasm?
Well techincally, it was the dog's. But I had a hand in it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 1 2012, 4:57 PM GMTI made you Orgasm!
In fairness it's not difficult. I happen to mention to Ells at the last meeting that I liked bareback riding the next thing I know there's a sticky mess all over my shoes.
Gah, just got a highly commended and publication in anthology for a short story. So close but no money. Or cigar
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 10:28 PM GMTGah, just got a highly commended and publication in anthology for a short story. So close but no money. Or cigar
Obviously they under rate your talent. Leave a burning shit bag on their doorstep and see how they like that the mothers.
Publication is like way better than a cigar.
(You did get published right? My eyes aren't understanding anything tonight.)
Quote: roscoff @ February 1 2012, 10:31 PM GMTObviously they under rate your talent. Leave a burning shit bag on their doorstep and see how they like that the mothers.
I might not do that in case they then don't forward me all the emails from people begging to commission me. Which will definitely happen.
Quote: zooo @ February 1 2012, 10:33 PM GMTPublication is like way better than a cigar.
(You did get published right? My eyes aren't understanding anything tonight.)
I did, in a tiny anthology no-one will see. Not that I'm not pleased. Just annoyed by the closeness yet far-awayness. What's wrong with your eyes tonight?!
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 10:37 PM GMTWhat's wrong with your eyes tonight?!
She has issues.
Quote: roscoff @ February 1 2012, 10:42 PM GMTShe has issues.
Ah happy eyes, quite the problem. I used to suffer from Happy Mouth, but all it took in the end was a simple tounge depressor...
*fades back into the background*
I had happy feet just made me incredibly annoying.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ February 1 2012, 10:45 PM GMTtounge depressor...
Ba dum tish! 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ February 1 2012, 10:45 PM GMTbut all it took in the end was a simple tounge depressor...
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 10:37 PM GMTWhat's wrong with your eyes tonight?!
Several posts have flummoxed me tonight. So either I'm being slow or everyone else is being complicated. I reckon it's a conspiracy.
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 10:28 PM GMTGah, just got a highly commended and publication in anthology for a short story. So close but no money. Or cigar
Well done though, you're obviously on the right track.
Sometimes it's easier to just copy and paste my Facebook status:
Cleaning the pigsty I call home is no fun but I take comfort in knowing that the standard of cleanliness for men is much lower than that for women. Bring on The No Women Allowed Super Bowl Party of 2012!
That reminds me that I need to thaw out some sausage for my sausage party ...