No body brought them, they just emerged from the Ocean to crush Tokyo.
I kid.
Albeit you did mention them whilst looking at Nogget's weird porn photo.
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FFS, Cat just sat on my keyboard and managed to press something that meant I couldn't type. It was like the internet version of that dream where you can't speak.
Anyhoo, no I didn't sooty, you and only you mentioned thighs!
BTW, a woman can be several sizes larger than mirror photo and still not be fat. Was only being petulant, not quite arrived at full on nervous breakdown just yet
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 1:49 PM GMT*Runs away to cry but can't because of the monstrous thighs so uses emoticon instead*
Just remember what a girlfriend once said to me. 'It's not the thighs it's the way you use it.' She did have a lisp mind!
*Splutters guilt-ridden jaffa cake over computer*
Oh you said hips not thighs, damn you dyspraxia!
I guess it proves I have thighs only for you
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 12:52 PM GMTIs the one in the mirror supposed to be fat? I am much much fatter. You've not made me feel better Nogget!
Good grief, you are not!
Okay, fatter wasn't the best word to use...um, bigger? Larger? Not working, is it?!
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 4:38 PM GMTOkay, fatter wasn't the best word to use...um, bigger? Larger? Not working, is it?!
Try slammin' ghetto booty or as fat birds describe themselves in personal ads - a J-Lo physique.
Renegade if you were anymore street you'd have shops on your back.
Quote: sootyj @ February 1 2012, 4:44 PM GMTRenegade if you were anymore street you'd have shops on your back.
That's Huggy Renegade to you, my brother from a Brian Glover.
GRASS!!!!
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 12:52 PM GMTIs the one in the mirror supposed to be fat? I am much much fatter. You've not made me feel better Nogget!
What? You're super slim!!!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2012, 5:29 PM GMTWhat? You're super slim!!!
As are you dahling
I find skulking around dressed entirely in black with daft high heels helps a lot
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 5:35 PM GMT
Well thanking you. Those hips don't lie though! My child bearing hips are definitely not super slim! 
Luckily - my man likes a woman with curves.
I'm sure we'll be grateful for the hips if children are forthcoming. Or I'll be grateful for the children to blame the weight on.
Although when I got diagnosed with hypermobile joints, the physician casually mentioned as I was on my way out 'childbirth will hurt even more than usual for you' with a big cheery smile like we were having a conspiratorial joke. I remain unamused.