At the age of 65 I've just had an hour long interview for my own job !
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Quote: Marc P @ February 1 2012, 11:14 AM GMTToo much Christmas Pud??
Weirdly, no, it's from tugging the jeans up too much which makes no sense because I have the fattest hips in the world. Which were not helped by too much Christmas pud 
Quote: Oldrocker @ February 1 2012, 11:21 AM GMTAt the age of 65 I've just had an hour long interview for my own job !
Pah. How'd it go?
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 11:33 AM GMTI have the fattest hips in the world.
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 11:33 AM GMTPah. How'd it go?
OK really. Seeing as how I'm the only one here that does the job . . . !
Rocker do you work for yourself?
Nope ! Local Authority
"resumes leaning on shovel"
Quote: Nogget @ February 1 2012, 11:37 AM GMT
Is the one in the mirror supposed to be fat? I am much much fatter. You've not made me feel better Nogget!
Where have I seen that before...
Rocker sorry I was being sarcy! good luck in retaining your own job.
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 12:52 PM GMTI am much much fatter. You've not made me feel better
The point of the photo was that body dimorphism is all in the mind.
So you might not really be fat, you could just be f**king mental.
Do you feel better now?
Quote: Nogget @ February 1 2012, 1:42 PM GMTThe point of the photo was that body dimorphism is all in the mind.
So you might not really be fat, you could just be f**king mental.Do you feel better now?
Don't beat yourself up Nogget, I've met AJGO and she is not fat.
But she is mental. 
I didn't say I was fat, just that I have the most disproportionately fat hips I've ever seen. Which is why none of my trousers fit properly. I have no defence for the mental accusations
Quote: AJGO @ February 1 2012, 12:52 PM GMTIs the one in the mirror supposed to be fat? I am much much fatter. You've not made me feel better Nogget!
No you're not
Good grief.
Is your flat hunt being delayed as you are looking for a monsterous warehouse to store your imaginary thighs?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 1 2012, 1:44 PM GMTDon't beat yourself up Nogget, I've met AJGO and she is not fat.
But she is mental.
I've met Renegade he is neither fat nor mental, he is Noel Edmonds.
Ha your secret and your crinkly bottom is out!
Quote: sootyj @ February 1 2012, 1:48 PM GMTI've met Renegade he is neither fat nor mental
Big kiss for sootyj on that one.
Aw, thanks soots (I am though!)
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING MY THIGHS INTO THE CONVERSATION?!
*Runs away to cry but can't because of the monstrous thighs so uses emoticon instead* 
