Quote: AJGO @ January 31 2012, 5:01 PM GMTStop insinuating I have a penis! (It's a secret)
Good to know you can stand up for yourself when taking the piss.
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Quote: AJGO @ January 31 2012, 5:05 PM GMTAw, lovely internet
Bad, lovely irresistible internet. 
Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2012, 5:07 PM GMTGood to know you can stand up for yourself when taking the piss.
>_< 
Quote: Rob H @ January 31 2012, 5:07 PM GMTBad, lovely irresistible internet.
Go and do your work Mr H 
But the internet... And it's transfer deadline day... And there's sites about stuff I don't even care about which are lorelei.com at the moment.
All very true. I'm in no position to be judgemental, I'm going to go and buy cheap wine as a rubbish reward for looking at a million flats, and drink it while I look at another million flats
Where and what are you looking for?
nb is there anything you or your fella do that could in anyway even slightly be considerd public sector?
Sooty, you can't ask someone if they're underworked, overpaid and going to retire on a billion pounds a year! 
I am back, with wine. Might be a bad idea since I just sang 'Working my way back to you' to the Emirates before I'd even touched a drop. I'm going to really miss my view 
Nope, no public sector jobs in this household so no key worker housing availability. Been looking for part time healthcare jobs amongst other things but it seems I'm lacking in qualifications or experience for Every F**king Job
(At some point I'll stop whinging on, promise. It might not be soon though)
You looking for healthcare type work, that I can help with
I might PM you later.
Otherwise are you hitting gumtree? They seem to get the most out there stuff.
Location, budget?
Yeah, hitting gumtree hard. Location- London, preferably North but not going to happen considering our Budget- F**kall
Are you going to give me a job link in exchange for each TV show I slag off?
Nah I'll give you a link for each sarky remark, you just earned one.
Seriously I'll ask around, not so sure with my company.
Quote: AJGO @ January 31 2012, 4:43 PM GMTIt was a tribute to Henry the Hoover, the place it loved most
What a fag.
Now that's more like it. Looks like we'll both be bagless by the time I'm done. Oh yeah. 
You are so out of order Renegade, can't you appreciate a hoover doing it's job well without making sexist comments about it? How do you think all the other hoovers feel when they read that? Less petite and pink hoovers can be attractive too you know
Quote: AJGO @ January 31 2012, 6:18 PM GMTYou are so out of order Renegade, can't you appreciate a hoover doing it's job well without making sexist comments about it? How do you think all the other hoovers feel when they read that? Less petite and pink hoovers can be attractive too you know
She's the perfect woman - born to suck and loves it when I knock the crap out of her for getting too full.
I forget which comedian it was, but they did a joke about walking past a skip and seeing a discarded Henry Hoover, all battered and lying on it's side, it's smiling face peering out from underneath the rubbish. He said it was the saddest thing he'd ever seen.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 6:22 PM GMTShe's the perfect woman - born to suck and loves it when I knock the crap out of her for getting too full.
Definitely put that on your marriage thread in case any potential partners are looking