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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 30 2012, 2:35 PM GMT

Anyways back to the topic in hand - Should a bunch of millionairre MPs who helped destroy the economy be allowed to determine the bonus of a Chief Executive they had to bring in to fix their ailing bank?

The taxpayer's liquidity injection cleared the debt. But I suppose the next stage, borrowing money from the Bank of England at 0.5 per cent and lending it out for between 6 and 15 per cent is a not exactly a tricky business to run.

Even hapless Sir Desmond Glazebrook could manage that- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgUemV4brDU

I'm really starting to get fed up with Ed Milliband's whiny misshapen face. I wouldn't mind so much if he actually came up with some policies, but all he does is complain about Cameron non-stop.

After he has a moan, the reporters always ask him what he would do differently and then he's lost. I bet his brother David would have been an awesome opposition leader.

Why did Labour choose Pinky over The Brain?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 1:09 PM GMT

I bet his brother David would have been an awesome opposition leader.

Would have been, or will be?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 1:09 PM GMT


Why did Labour choose Pinky over The Brain?

Because while they're happy with Ed doing the thankless task of being leader when we all hate them after their party screwed the economy up, there will be a nice, shiny new Milliband available when Cameron inevitably fails to do the impossible task of dealing with economy* and we all equally inevitably hate him.

*Unless of course the Tories take the Thatcher method of going into a 'popular' war. But there's no problems in the Falklands any more, is there? Oh, hang on...

David would have been just as useless; the problem Labour have is that the current generation of leaders were all hugely influential special advisers under Blair and Brown, and are therefore already discredited as being completely clueless. Labour won't become electable until a new lot come through.

At least Cameron and Osborne were only advisers in opposition and therefore could make the mistakes of callow youth without consequences. Not that it stops them being rubbish in Government, but for some reasons electors' long term memory tends to be more vivid than the short term. Just as the remanants of Wilson and Callaghan had to bugger off before Labour stood a chance, so the last vestiges of Thatcher had to be divested before the Tories could get back.

I reckon we've got at least another term of this shower, though probably without whatever little restraining influence the LibDems provide. It is going to get gruesome.

I'm neither a fan of the Tories or Labour, but having a lame duck opposition just seems to be bad for political debate full stop.

*now imagines that David Miliband is being dressed in golden armour and annointed with oils like Mordred in Excalibur*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 1:59 PM GMT

I'm neither a fan of the Tories or Labour, but having a lame duck opposition just seems to be bad for political debate full stop.

*now imagines that David Miliband is being dressed in golden armour and annointed with oils like Mordred in Excalibur*

Omigod, no! Every time I see those starey eyes, I KNOW he's an alien.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A burgeoning population of huge pythons - many of them pets that were turned loose by their owners when they got too big - appears to be wiping out large numbers of raccoons, opossums, bobcats and other mammals in the Everglades, a study says.

The study, published Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, found that sightings of medium-size mammals are down dramatically - as much as 99 percent, in some cases - in areas where pythons and other large, non-native constrictor snakes are known to be lurking.

Scientists fear the pythons could disrupt the food chain and upset the Everglades' environmental balance in ways difficult to predict.

"The effects of declining mammal populations on the overall Everglades ecosystem, which extends well beyond the national park boundaries, are likely profound," said John Willson, a research scientist at Virginia Tech University and co-author of the study.

For the study, researchers drove 39,000 miles along Everglades-area roads from 2003 through 2011, counting wildlife spotted along the way and comparing the results with surveys conducted on the same routes in 1996 and 1997.

The researchers found staggering declines in animal sightings: a drop of 99.3 percent among raccoons, 98.9 percent for opossums, 94.1 percent for white-tailed deer and 87.5 percent for bobcats. Along roads where python populations are believed to be smaller, declines were lower but still notable.

Rabbits and foxes, which were commonly spotted in 1996 and 1997, were not seen at all in the later counts. Researchers noted slight increases in coyotes, Florida panthers, rodents and other mammals, but discounted that finding because so few were spotted overall.

"The magnitude of these declines underscores the apparent incredible density of pythons in Everglades National Park," said Michael Dorcas, a professor at Davidson College in North Carolina and lead author of the study.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20120131/D9SJL7VG0.html

People who let exotic pets go into the wild are f**king morons.

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2012, 3:14 PM GMT

People who let exotic pets go into the wild are f**king morons.

The Everglades are full of cobras, too. :O

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2012, 3:14 PM GMT

People who let exotic pets go into the wild are f**king morons.

True, but on the other hand there was a great TV doc about a python that had split open after swallowing an alligator. Now I want someone release a tiger off the Great Barrier Reef to see who comes off best in a fight with a great white shark.

Quote: Timbo @ January 31 2012, 3:27 PM GMT

Now I want someone release a tiger off the Great Barrier Reef to see who comes off best in a fight with a great white shark.

Maybe they will mate and create a tiger shar...oh forget it.

Ha!

Is that how tiger bread came about? Eh?

Here ya go zooo, prepare to go - 'aaaaaawwwww'

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Awwwwwww!
What a nice reply they sent her.

I went awwwwwwwww. How terribly unmanly of me.

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