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Quote: EllieJP @ January 30 2012, 10:41 PM GMT

Ellie is starting to shit herself

I've said it before and I'll say it again. There's a website for everything.

www.ellieshitsherselfandrubsitalloverherbumcheeks.com

Quote: EllieJP @ January 30 2012, 10:41 PM GMT

Ellie is starting to shit herself about the half marathon she has coming up in May! Need to start training properly!

You need to think about slowing down, Ellie. You're not getting any younger.

Quote: bigfella @ January 30 2012, 9:38 PM GMT

Today I was running a jousting session for 70 prep school kids on Hampsted Heath, dressed as Henry VIII

That's so cool I'm not even going to make an obvious sordid reedit joke.

nb I live round the corner, would have been a funny place to bump into someone!

Sounds cool. Did you take any pics?

Quote: zooo @ January 30 2012, 11:18 PM GMT

Sounds cool. Did you take any pics?

zooo zooo. He's henry VIII. if he'd taken pics it would have destroyed the very fabric of the illusion. A quick portrait on the hand isn't too much to ask I don't think. Plus if you take pics of kids these days you're an instant paedo. Trufax.

I'm such a fool!

Quote: zooo @ January 30 2012, 11:24 PM GMT

I'm such a fool!

There there (strokes furrowed brow) It'll all be over soon (secretly wheels in the guillotine)

Teary

Quote: zooo @ January 30 2012, 11:46 PM GMT

Teary

Console You know I'd never actually execute you without your express permission right?

Spose.
Is that why you were asking for my autograph on that piece of paper? :O

Quote: zooo @ January 30 2012, 11:58 PM GMT

Spose.
Is that why you were asking for my autograph on that piece of paper? :O

A mere technicality. I'm just saying Aaron's got you insured for an accidental guillotining and the insurers gave him favourable terms. As did the bookies.

Quote: chipolata @ January 30 2012, 10:58 PM GMT

You need to think about slowing down, Ellie. You're not getting any younger.

Shuddit Chip - I'm not even 30 yet.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 31 2012, 9:41 AM GMT

Shuddit Chip - I'm not even 30 yet.

i am this year :(

I'm 40 all to soon, time for carousel draws on...

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2012, 10:22 AM GMT

I'm 40 all to soon, time for carousel draws on...

thank God I can still call you old man then ;)

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