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Not long til the hover boots now!

Quote: AJGO @ January 29 2012, 6:27 PM GMT

Not long til the hover boots now!

When?!!!!

No moon bases, no pill food, no all in one silver jump suits...if I don't get my hover boots, then I'm going to sit in my pod and shoot myself with a ray gun.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 29 2012, 6:29 PM GMT

When?!!!!

No moon bases, no pill food, no all in one silver jump suits...if I don't get my hover boots, then I'm going to sit in my pod and shoot myself with a ray gun.

Hee, I'm sure you can find an all in one silver jump suit somewhere.
Always knew you were a secret Hoxton Hipster :D

Quote: AJGO @ January 29 2012, 6:30 PM GMT

Hee, I'm sure you can find an all in one silver jump suit somewhere.
Always knew you were a secret Hoxton Hipster :D

Laughing out loud

Quote: AJGO @ January 29 2012, 5:50 PM GMT

Restrictions on bottled water on flights are being lifted next year and they're going to start using lasers to scan liquids and gels to work out what's in it in five seconds. Groovy.

Not convinced of the wisdom of zapping suspected explosives with lasers...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16783571

Well, who's had the screws put on him then?

No matter, it will be in a brown envelope somewhere and Dave and Gideon will have got away with it . . .

Angry

As I said on 'Status' Mr. K and I have exchanged strong words on this!

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 30 2012, 12:39 AM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16783571

Another public sector worker has had his pay cut, but the protestors are staying very quiet about it.

It's almost as if everyone is a bunch of hypocritical idiots.

Poor guy £963,000 doesn't stretch as far as it used to.

Quote: sootyj @ January 30 2012, 1:58 PM GMT

Poor guy £963,000 doesn't stretch as far as it used to.

Considering he took an institution from losing £1.6 billion a year to making a £2 billion profit, his bonus of £1 million is tiny. Not a lot of public sector workers can make the same claim.

And even though the MPs give themselves a pay rise every single year without fail, I thought it a tad egregious that they were going to have a vote on his salary.

Maybe he should go on strike like the tube drivers.

Hey I unblocked the toilets when I managed a care home.

That's £50 a pop!

I even had a special mop.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 30 2012, 2:10 PM GMT

Considering he took an institution from losing £1.6 billion a year to making a £2 billion profit, his bonus of £1 million is tiny. Not a lot of public sector workers can make the same claim.

Pff last year I turned a profit of 6 billion just by keeping the lost change my pupils found on the yard.

Quote: sootyj @ January 30 2012, 2:13 PM GMT

Hey I unblocked the toilets when I managed a care home.

How else are you going to judge the sucess of 'Burrito Thursday' at the home?

The smile on your face?

Quote: roscoff @ January 30 2012, 2:15 PM GMT

Pff last year I turned a profit of 6 billion just by keeping the lost pupils found on the yard.

They really aren't yours to sell on you hairy monstrosity

Quote: roscoff @ January 30 2012, 2:15 PM GMT

Pff last year I turned a profit of 6 billion just by keeping the lost change my pupils found on the yard.

A friend of mine is a PE teacher and he told me how much he gets paid. It was a lot more then I was led to believe by the press / unions. Teachers are on good money.

I think it's NUTs.

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